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Shake that Money Maker
Shake that Money Maker
What if they're not
Stars? What if
they're holes poked into the top of a
container so we can breathe? Can I buy some weed
from you?
LLShortJ LLShortJ
19 mar
What if they're not Stars? What if they're holes poked into the top of a container so we can breathe? Can I buy some weed from you?
Don't let a little rain ruin your summer plans.
taniaye taniaye
5 mar
Don't let a little rain ruin your summer plans.
Am i Beautiful?
Am i Beautiful?
Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude, and a lady with class.
Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude, and a lady with class.
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES...
REMEMBER.
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES... REMEMBER.
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT SOMEONE AND THOUGHT SHUT THE HELL UP.
AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING.
FelixDulingEl
20 jun
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT SOMEONE AND THOUGHT SHUT THE HELL UP. AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING.
WHY DO LEPRECHAUNS LAUGH WHEN THEY RUN?
BEGAUSE THE
TICKLES HES
CharElliott CharElliott
8 mar
WHY DO LEPRECHAUNS LAUGH WHEN THEY RUN? BEGAUSE THE TICKLES HES
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this number is no longer in service.
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this number is no longer in service.
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES
ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
ClayClark
12 mar
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
THE KEY IS BOOBS.
IF HE IS SAD: SHOW HIM THE BOOBS.
HAPPY: SHOW THE BOOBS.
ANGRY: BOOBS AGAIN.
BOOBS ARE MAGIC.
JennyGoff
8 mar
THE KEY IS BOOBS. IF HE IS SAD: SHOW HIM THE BOOBS. HAPPY: SHOW THE BOOBS. ANGRY: BOOBS AGAIN. BOOBS ARE MAGIC.
Cat daddy issues
When you bite a mozzarella stick and the cheese just keeps stretching
sad_groups4 sad_groups4
16 mar
When you bite a mozzarella stick and the cheese just keeps stretching
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU.
akers
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU. akers
the broccoli that's been sitting in your fridge for three weeks watching you order takeout for the night in a row
ig: realpettymayO
the broccoli that's been sitting in your fridge for three weeks watching you order takeout for the night in a row ig: realpettymayO
When you say you're gonna take an hour nap and wake up 9 hours later
When you say you're gonna take an hour nap and wake up 9 hours later
5-MINUTE CRAFTS
WAS
YOU OHON'T NEED TO Say
"DORPT TRY THIS AT HOME"
BECALISE WE WEREN'T
A BUNCH OF MORONS
WAS YOU OHON'T NEED TO Say "DORPT TRY THIS AT HOME" BECALISE WE WEREN'T A BUNCH OF MORONS
et zm
If someone stays by your side through your worst.
times, they're the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.
JennyGoff
13 mar
et zm If someone stays by your side through your worst. times, they're the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.
Mareus Stanley
At church this morning the pastor said something that stuck with me.
He said "Remember, no matter what you're going through, if God woke you up this morning He's not finished with you. There's a purpose for your pain."
Mareus Stanley At church this morning the pastor said something that stuck with me. He said "Remember, no matter what you're going through, if God woke you up this morning He's not finished with you. There's a purpose for your pain."
Be
When you no'matterhow 'you
3JNMCafe
8 mar
Be When you no'matterhow 'you