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She is the leading cause of
She is the leading cause of
Even if had a pocket FULL of
FUCKS
still wouldn't give you one.
Even if had a pocket FULL of FUCKS still wouldn't give you one.
Chonky... Cat... Cankles
Chonky... Cat... Cankles
What's it like having a penis?
It's hard sometimes.
RobertLacy
15 mar
What's it like having a penis? It's hard sometimes.
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
When u need motivational support and
your puppy gotchu
When u need motivational support and your puppy gotchu
My girlfriend and I introduced our cats recently
My girlfriend and I introduced our cats recently
-I THERE ISN'T A I SINGLE PERSON ON THIS PLANET WHO IS ENTITLED TO TREAT YOU
LIKE Sye
REMEMBER THAT I.
theopeninvite
-I THERE ISN'T A I SINGLE PERSON ON THIS PLANET WHO IS ENTITLED TO TREAT YOU LIKE Sye REMEMBER THAT I. theopeninvite
During an interview when Adele was asked about her weight and figure,
she replied "I don't make music for evec I mako micic far
During an interview when Adele was asked about her weight and figure, she replied "I don't make music for evec I mako micic far
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had
2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
boorish_groups boorish_groups
16 mar
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
Quarantine day the cat is trying to communicate
Quarantine day the cat is trying to communicate
WONDER IF THERE'S A BEER
len
SOMEWHERE OUT THERE,
THINKING AROITME TOn
frequentLove frequentLove
26 may
WONDER IF THERE'S A BEER len SOMEWHERE OUT THERE, THINKING AROITME TOn
Me after a hard day of being moderately inconvenienced twice by trivial & easily solved situations.
awfulhumor awfulhumor
6 jun
Me after a hard day of being moderately inconvenienced twice by trivial & easily solved situations.
WELL IT LOOKED EASY
WHEN THE DAMN HORSE DID IT
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
WELL IT LOOKED EASY WHEN THE DAMN HORSE DID IT
You know that thing inside your head that keeps you from saying stuff you probably shouldn't?
Yeah, mine's broken.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
23 mar
You know that thing inside your head that keeps you from saying stuff you probably shouldn't? Yeah, mine's broken.
qrew up eating Cracker
Jacks out of the box?
nakedgrew90s nakedgrew90s
11 mar
qrew up eating Cracker Jacks out of the box?
@UberFacts
Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls.
berfacts
@UberFacts Dolphins can recognize each other and "talk" over the phone using distinct calls. berfacts
If you see 2 people please see an eye doctor something must be wrong with your eyes
If you see 2 people please see an eye doctor something must be wrong with your eyes
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
lettuceYour lettuceYour
20 mar
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
I pray that God will bless you exceedingly and abundantly.
AMEN!
Roskown Capelonal
WOLVERINE
18 mar
I pray that God will bless you exceedingly and abundantly. AMEN! Roskown Capelonal
fully intend to haunt people when die.
have a list.
fully intend to haunt people when die. have a list.