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when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
7 OUT OF 10 MEN SAY THAT A WOMAN'S SMILE ATTRACTS THEM MORE THAN HER BOOBS
THE OTHER 3 ARE JUST HONEST
Reddog999 Reddog999
3 jun
7 OUT OF 10 MEN SAY THAT A WOMAN'S SMILE ATTRACTS THEM MORE THAN HER BOOBS THE OTHER 3 ARE JUST HONEST
Them: don't come back here with that bullshit Me coming back with that bullshii:
CALM DOWN MAN!
JUST COUNTING THEM
CALM DOWN MAN! JUST COUNTING THEM
"this door tastes good" "Alexa, what's the smartest breed of dog?"
Cop delivers Pizza because he arrested the Delivery man Tik
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Or just a low ha.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or just a low ha.
A teacher came into her class and wrote the following on the board...
27
45
63
72
9x10= 90
When she was done, she looked to the students and they were ALL laughing at her for getting the first equation wrong.
The teacher let the laughter die down and then said the following, wrote that first one wrong on purpose because I wanted you to see how the world will treat you when you mess up.
I got ONE thing wrong. But I wrote right answer 9 times.
This is how many people in the world will treat you.
They will criticize the one wrong thing you do and skip over the million good things you've done."
SMITA NAIR JAIN I I'TheMindsJournal
MINDIJOURNAL
oralMindsjournal oralMindsjournal
18 mar
A teacher came into her class and wrote the following on the board... 27 45 63 72 9x10= 90 When she was done, she looked to the students and they were ALL laughing at her for getting the first equation wrong. The teacher let the laughter die down and then said the following, wrote that first one wrong on purpose because I wanted you to see how the world will treat you when you mess up. I got ONE thing wrong. But I wrote right answer 9 times. This is how many people in the world will treat you. They will criticize the one wrong thing you do and skip over the million good things you've done." SMITA NAIR JAIN I I'TheMindsJournal MINDIJOURNAL
*hands u this* hey hey hold this for a sec
*hands u this* hey hey hold this for a sec
THREAT
ELIMINATED
THREAT ELIMINATED
Chonky... Cat... Cankles
Chonky... Cat... Cankles
Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real.
Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real.
Kids complaining they are bored.
Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the
80's with only 12 channels no internet,
Netflix or Xbox!
You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
Kids complaining they are bored. Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the 80's with only 12 channels no internet, Netflix or Xbox! You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
We all descend from a WOLF!
And our owner?
From a MONKEY.
How embarrassing!
godlesshumor godlesshumor
14 mar
We all descend from a WOLF! And our owner? From a MONKEY. How embarrassing!
GUYS I'M GONNA TRY MY
BEST
BUTIT'S A F CHING RADIOACTIVE DINGSAUR
GUYS I'M GONNA TRY MY BEST BUTIT'S A F CHING RADIOACTIVE DINGSAUR
Because
Why they have a lot earthlings to they hide have never use
from each other
telepathy?
Mariwanna Mariwanna
7 mar
Because Why they have a lot earthlings to they hide have never use from each other telepathy?
I ain't afraid of no toast
ritzpage2boi ritzpage2boi
10 mar
I ain't afraid of no toast
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
lettuceYour lettuceYour
20 mar
DID YOU KNOW THAT KEEPING A CHILD AWAY FROM THE OTHER PARENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU IS A FORM OF CHILD ABUSE
Dear Lord,
Thank tor this food we are: about-to eat...
Please don't let us get caught.
Amen:
CharElliott CharElliott
14 mar
Dear Lord, Thank tor this food we are: about-to eat... Please don't let us get caught. Amen:
These dogs, obviously are inbred
These dogs, obviously are inbred
Regular Fried
Chicken Chicken
66
MsChris
10 mar
Regular Fried Chicken Chicken 66