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Why the gym teacher says don't hang on the goals
Why the gym teacher says don't hang on the goals
Ancient Greek Astrologers be like...
AH YES
A GOAT
Ancient Greek Astrologers be like... AH YES A GOAT
Put your hand in the box,
Paul
lettuceWellTh lettuceWellTh
20 mar
Put your hand in the box, Paul
Of course they do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack.
77
Of course they do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack. 77
When you're home alone and..
ab
*se
You hear something fall in the other room 23
pleasantFunny pleasantFunny
20 mar
When you're home alone and.. ab *se You hear something fall in the other room 23
"An eighteen year old boy is carried into the shock ward, and he looks up at me trustingly asking, "How am I doing, nurse?"
I just kiss his forehead and say, "You are doing just fine soldier."
He smiles sweetly and says, was just checking,"
Then he dies.
We all cry in private. But not in front of the boys.
Never in front of the boys."
hima VAlanriraw
"An eighteen year old boy is carried into the shock ward, and he looks up at me trustingly asking, "How am I doing, nurse?" I just kiss his forehead and say, "You are doing just fine soldier." He smiles sweetly and says, was just checking," Then he dies. We all cry in private. But not in front of the boys. Never in front of the boys." hima VAlanriraw
When I find an old sock in the
dryer.
thouah lost you many cvcles ago
When I find an old sock in the dryer. thouah lost you many cvcles ago
YOGAPANTS
THE BACON OF CLOTHING
Leenoonmon
20 may
YOGAPANTS THE BACON OF CLOTHING
McDonald's isn't messin around
McDonald's isn't messin around
Would you be a stay at home husband if your wife made
10 million dollars a year?
Me:
Lunch is served.
Would you be a stay at home husband if your wife made 10 million dollars a year? Me: Lunch is served.
Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up
Dads after having daughter:
ShaunJon420 ShaunJon420
14 jun
Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up Dads after having daughter:
-Stop judging people that have sex'for money when-you re having sex for good morning text and lies.
-Stop judging people that have sex'for money when-you re having sex for good morning text and lies.
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give
you?"
Student: Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: Homework!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
8 mar
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: Homework!"
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is
better than shit.
crowbird crowbird
10 mar
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.
Milk truck crashed, looters showed*up moments after
Louie888 Louie888
8 mar
Milk truck crashed, looters showed*up moments after
Facebook employees going
through my memories so they can ban me for something I posted 6 years ago.
meow meow
15 mar
Facebook employees going through my memories so they can ban me for something I posted 6 years ago.
Brryan Jackson's father injected him with tainted blood when he was 11 months old in a bid to kill him to avoid paying child support. By the time Brryan was 5, he was diagnosed with AIDS, and given only a few
months to live. Today, he is over 20, and the
virus has been undetectable in his blood
ringedDeJustFacts ringedDeJustFacts
18 mar
Brryan Jackson's father injected him with tainted blood when he was 11 months old in a bid to kill him to avoid paying child support. By the time Brryan was 5, he was diagnosed with AIDS, and given only a few months to live. Today, he is over 20, and the virus has been undetectable in his blood
These planes combined to make a heart shape in the sky
SALMA HAYEK
realwhatguyslike realwhatguyslike
25 mar
SALMA HAYEK