The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of
Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into
We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at
Get The Heck Over It.
Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to
1-800-WAA-WAAA This is Dr. Sniffle reporting from Quitchur Fussin.
Why can't this be everywhere! - Why can’t this be everywhere!