DO YOU SUFFER FROM ANXIETY ATTACKS?
ARE THEY OFTEN CAUSED BY STUPID PEOPLE?
GET AN SUPPORT HONEY BADGER!
Unlike other companion animals that snuggle up to provide physical comfort and a safe space during
Anxiety Attacks, the Emotional Support Honey
Badger instead physically attacks and savages the absolute living hell out of the stupid idiot bothering
you, thus removing the source of the anxiety.
Much more efficient!
Ask your Doctor if Honey Badger is right for you.
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE SLIGHT MESS - SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE SLIGHT MESS