• JUST SAYING
For all those men who
'Why buy the cow when
Can get the milk for free?
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays, 807 of women
against marriage. Why?
Peesause women realize it's not
Worth buying an entire pig,
lust to get alittle sausage...
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    • It is when the pig that gives you the lil sausage also brings home the bacon
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    • FLINTRAIN 16 oct
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    • Hahahaha... it's about time someone turned that one around 😂🤣😂🥰💯
      Sekluzhen 12 oct
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    • Someone sounds bitter😂
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    • "Oh Snap!" That's a pretty good one.
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    • Now that’s funny 🤣🤣🤣
      KJNolan 12 oct
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    • Oink oink
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    • Ouch
      screwy69 21 oct
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    • Oh he'll no she didnt
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    • To funny... It's just a joke I think 😂
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    • And what if that pig is a muscular body builder with a 15 incher
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    • So what if all men take away that sausage then what
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    • So only 1 of every 5 women get married? My dad married 5 different women so does that mean 20 stayed single?
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    • Stupid
      Robbone 12 oct
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    • Well damn 🤣
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    • Most girls these days have had so many sausages a guy would need a 4x4 sausage and still wouldn’t feel the sides!!
      BobbyRohr 12 oct
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    • Well now days they like tongue anyway.
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    • Love it
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    • Wow ..80%? Really?
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    • Ouch
      Yankster 12 oct
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    • Damm it that’s life today 👋🤠
      BigG 12 oct
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    • But what if instead of having a little sausage the pig has a big sausage would you buy it then 🤔
      Dshozn1 12 oct
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    • Stfu
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    • All thay want is a credit card
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    • Yesssssss..
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    • Some truth
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    • Not this gal. I'm marrying for love, and I'm sticking it out through thick and thin. My Great Grandparents were married for 68 years!!! That's a lifetime to some, but they helped raise me and I love having their morals, values, and classic look on life!!!
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    • And AMEN !
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    • Huh?😳
      Grumpy 17 oct
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    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true!!! A taste of their own medicine.
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    • Lol buhahaha
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    • It’s called being a lol , not all men are pigs I’ve been married for 17 wonderful years , and we do everything together and both pull our share of the house duties
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    • Damn right 😂 giggle giggle 🤣
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    • That’s a good one hahaha
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    • Hehe
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    • Yyyyyeeeessss xoxoxos
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    • Hell yeah
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    • That's fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    • What if the sausage was venison?
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    • Okaaaay
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    • Laughing
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    • Hahaha
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    • What response do you expect from a COW???
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    • Oink Oink! I'm going to ARBY'S😔!
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    • Funny but hope 80% isnt accurate
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    • Now thats f cked up!!
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    • Ha,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 😂
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