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Maybe it would be easier if we put this down.
@theAukwardYeti
Maybe it would be easier if we put this down. @theAukwardYeti
moistYutSarnt moistYutSarnt
10 mar
WHEN THE COMMAND HEARS YOU ARE GETTING OUT...
When the car in front of you keep
braking for no reason
When the car in front of you keep braking for no reason
toxiclamarsdrip5 toxiclamarsdrip5
12 mar
She BBQ'd everyone si
FORGET ABOUT THE IDIOT THAT DID THIS
JUST FACINATED THAT SPENT 30
MINUTES TRYING IT! TO PRONOUNCE IT!
FORGET ABOUT THE IDIOT THAT DID THIS JUST FACINATED THAT SPENT 30 MINUTES TRYING IT! TO PRONOUNCE IT!
Maybe the word "forever" was meant for memories and not for people.
-Mr. Nobody I @his.and.her.tales
silkyPoets silkyPoets
15 mar
Maybe the word "forever" was meant for memories and not for people. -Mr. Nobody I @his.and.her.tales
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
SOMETIMES YA GOTTA DRINK SOME COFFEE, PUT ON SOME ROCK
SOMETIMES YA GOTTA DRINK SOME COFFEE, PUT ON SOME ROCK
*During sex*
I call you daddy?
Me:
You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
*During sex* I call you daddy? Me: You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE
FROM THIS PARK:
BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS
LIKE A LAT FUND
dregone dregone
19 mar
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE FROM THIS PARK: BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS LIKE A LAT FUND
WHEN A DEAF GIRL JACKS YOU OFF
IT'S TECHNICALLY ORAL
MaddHatter MaddHatter
18 jun
WHEN A DEAF GIRL JACKS YOU OFF IT'S TECHNICALLY ORAL
You say "hospitalization for a nervous breakdown." I hear "quiet vacation with awesome drugs."
You say "hospitalization for a nervous breakdown." I hear "quiet vacation with awesome drugs."
Who ate these right from the tree
shiny_corner shiny_corner
10 mar
Who ate these right from the tree
Caroline Kee
good morning here's a picture of a baby dik dik, an adorably tiny species of antelope that marks its territory with tears which is also extremely relatable
TopHat TopHat
11 mar
Caroline Kee good morning here's a picture of a baby dik dik, an adorably tiny species of antelope that marks its territory with tears which is also extremely relatable
PEOPLE THEY NEED Ble
TIMES TO THE
Rikkeej Rikkeej
28 oct 2020
PEOPLE THEY NEED Ble TIMES TO THE
This is what happens when your
Grandpa is a homicide detective and left to babysit
This is what happens when your Grandpa is a homicide detective and left to babysit
'Yes
ere supposedito work.
'Yes ere supposedito work.
'Act normal, act normal"
My wife and went out to dinner and left our oldest daughter to look after our youngest. We got home late and found them like this.
mommysupreme mommysupreme
15 mar
My wife and went out to dinner and left our oldest daughter to look after our youngest. We got home late and found them like this.
For all those men who
'Why buy the cow when
Can get the milk for free?
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays, 807 of womel
against marriage. Why?
Berauise women realize it's not I
Worth buying an entire pig, lust to get a little sausage.
JennyGoff
6 mar
For all those men who 'Why buy the cow when Can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 807 of womel against marriage. Why? Berauise women realize it's not I Worth buying an entire pig, lust to get a little sausage.