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A police officer spent his lunch break sharing pizza with a homeless woman.
atiok
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
8 mar
A police officer spent his lunch break sharing pizza with a homeless woman. atiok
My uncle: a little bird told me you are doing drugs.
Me: you're talking with birds and
I'm the one doing drugs?
JuanFelix JuanFelix
24 jun
My uncle: a little bird told me you are doing drugs. Me: you're talking with birds and I'm the one doing drugs?
EVER SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING GUM
WinterSnow WinterSnow
7 mar
EVER SWALLOW YOUR CHEWING GUM
think my guardian angel drinks.
lauragb
21 mar
think my guardian angel drinks.
I picked this dog up on the it has no collar, very friendly and laughs at everything...
taniaye taniaye
6 mar
I picked this dog up on the it has no collar, very friendly and laughs at everything...
How to fold a fitted sheet.
CharElliott CharElliott
6 mar
How to fold a fitted sheet.
You can't stand, sit and lie at the same tim...
You can't stand, sit and lie at the same tim...
If you're cold, they are cold
Ad
Bring em inside and warm em up
If you're cold, they are cold Ad Bring em inside and warm em up
Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a
Waffle House or Denny's at San
PapaLegba PapaLegba
22 jun
Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a Waffle House or Denny's at San
Angry people who can't take joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
mammamary1
17 mar
Angry people who can't take joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
Kids now complaining about waiting 5 seconds for Netflix to load, meanwhile we had to live through this
Dialing Progress
Connect to My Connection
Action-
Dialing attempt of 5.
Status -
I Dislino
Kids now complaining about waiting 5 seconds for Netflix to load, meanwhile we had to live through this Dialing Progress Connect to My Connection Action- Dialing attempt of 5. Status - I Dislino
A police recruit was asked during an exam,
"what would you do if you
had to arrest be your own mother?"
The reply, "call for back
severedFarm severedFarm
21 mar
A police recruit was asked during an exam, "what would you do if you had to arrest be your own mother?" The reply, "call for back
We all descend from a WOLF!
And our owner?
From a MONKEY.
How embarrassing!
godlesshumor godlesshumor
14 mar
We all descend from a WOLF! And our owner? From a MONKEY. How embarrassing!
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy"
me after lunch:
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy" me after lunch:
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING
"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
ProudAmerican ProudAmerican
21 jun
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
9 OUT OF 10 MEN LIKE BIG BOOBS
THE OTHER PREFERS THE 9
TonyMcclenahan TonyMcclenahan
30 apr
9 OUT OF 10 MEN LIKE BIG BOOBS THE OTHER PREFERS THE 9
Col. Gregory D. Gadson , #USMA Class of
'89, relinquished command of USAG Fort
Belvoir yesterday and is retiring after 25 years of distinguished service. After losing both legs in combat, he went on to become the first double amputee to command a
US, Army installation.
#throwbackthursday #USMAgrad
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
Col. Gregory D. Gadson , #USMA Class of '89, relinquished command of USAG Fort Belvoir yesterday and is retiring after 25 years of distinguished service. After losing both legs in combat, he went on to become the first double amputee to command a US, Army installation. #throwbackthursday #USMAgrad
True Love doesn't exi-
Texas husband, 106, and wife, 105, are officially named as the oldest living couple in the world as they prepare to celebrate their 80th wedding anniversary
True Love doesn't exi- Texas husband, 106, and wife, 105, are officially named as the oldest living couple in the world as they prepare to celebrate their 80th wedding anniversary
lovingPetofday97 lovingPetofday97
15 mar
I took my dog to get a haircut and now she's not speaking to me \ "ag She's not speaking to me