89 year old man: My 20 year old wife is pregnant isn't that amazing, what's your opinion doctor?
Dr: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and
BANG, the lion drops dead.
Old man: Thats impossible, someone else
must have shot the lion!