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THE DAY COMING
WHEN GOOD MEN ARE GONNA HAVE TO DO BAD THINGS...
MichaelKittel
22d
THE DAY COMING WHEN GOOD MEN ARE GONNA HAVE TO DO BAD THINGS...
Hands up if your weekend only lasted for
5 seconds also.
Hands up if your weekend only lasted for 5 seconds also.
Me: Mom can you just wake me up at Sam?
My mom at Gam:
nochillcreep nochillcreep
22 mar
Me: Mom can you just wake me up at Sam? My mom at Gam:
David Woodland
@DavidSven
We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page
chapter books.
I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
David Woodland @DavidSven We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books. I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
Reasons to fuck with older women
@ They can actually cook
@ They dont want more kids
@ They dont play games
@ They love sex
@ They not always in the streets
@ They always want to feed you
@ They like to travel
@ They dont do drama
@ They have their own money
@ You'll learn alot from their experiences
Reasons to fuck with older women @ They can actually cook @ They dont want more kids @ They dont play games @ They love sex @ They not always in the streets @ They always want to feed you @ They like to travel @ They dont do drama @ They have their own money @ You'll learn alot from their experiences
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
Me and my partner watching a social worker try to de-escalate the 6'8" naked man covered in poop with two samurai swords and a raging -On
Me and my partner watching a social worker try to de-escalate the 6'8" naked man covered in poop with two samurai swords and a raging -On
DON'T CARE WHERE YOU LIVE, WHAT YOU RIDE OR HOW YOU DRESS OR HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE.
MY LOYALTY RIDES IN HOW YOU TREAT ME...
DON'T CARE WHERE YOU LIVE, WHAT YOU RIDE OR HOW YOU DRESS OR HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE. MY LOYALTY RIDES IN HOW YOU TREAT ME...
When I pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive
_Al
When I pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive _Al
what I expected my apocalypse outfit to look like vs. how it actually looks
what I expected my apocalypse outfit to look like vs. how it actually looks
Churchy Service Dogs do Altar Work
Have you ever been sexually attracted to the sound of someone's voice?
Have you ever been sexually attracted to the sound of someone's voice?
Never use guy to forget another.
Use two or three.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
Never use guy to forget another. Use two or three.
YALE REALIZE
I'M GONNA
SNAP ONE DAY RIGHT?
jmgargoyle jmgargoyle
22 apr
YALE REALIZE I'M GONNA SNAP ONE DAY RIGHT?
This is the happiest photo I've ever seen
\I
This is the happiest photo I've ever seen \I
I guess I'll just wait il the birds leave...
I guess I'll just wait il the birds leave...
The real flex is how many people's lives you can positively impact
The real flex is how many people's lives you can positively impact
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.
Dalai Lama
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new. Dalai Lama
Drove past this plumber today with this decal painted on his truck
JoeGlen
21 jun
Drove past this plumber today with this decal painted on his truck
MOVE IN SILENCE ONLY SPEAK
WHEN IT'S TIME TO SAY CHECKMATE,
demonFOFakers demonFOFakers
17 mar
MOVE IN SILENCE ONLY SPEAK WHEN IT'S TIME TO SAY CHECKMATE,
@darlingful
when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
scattered_sadbut scattered_sadbut
18 mar
@darlingful when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.