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TODAY'S LESSON IN IRONY THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM IS ADMINISTERED BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. THEY PROUDLY REPORT THAT THEY DISTRIBUTE FREE MEALS AND FOOD STAMPS TO OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE ON AN ANNUAL BASIS.
MEANWHILE, THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, RUN BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, ASKS US, "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS". THEIR STATED REASON FOR THIS POLICY BEING THAT..
"THE ANIMALS WILL GROW DEPENDENT ON THE HANDOUTS, AND THEN THEY WILL NEVER LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES".
THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S LESSON ANY QUESTIONS?
TODAY'S LESSON IN IRONY THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM IS ADMINISTERED BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. THEY PROUDLY REPORT THAT THEY DISTRIBUTE FREE MEALS AND FOOD STAMPS TO OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE ON AN ANNUAL BASIS. MEANWHILE, THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, RUN BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, ASKS US, "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS". THEIR STATED REASON FOR THIS POLICY BEING THAT.. "THE ANIMALS WILL GROW DEPENDENT ON THE HANDOUTS, AND THEN THEY WILL NEVER LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES". THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S LESSON ANY QUESTIONS?
As long as there is
SOMEONE 43 in the sky _ to protect me,
There is
NO ONE on earth who could break me.
JodieTroupe JodieTroupe
17 mar
As long as there is SOMEONE 43 in the sky _ to protect me, There is NO ONE on earth who could break me.
The only thing I'm committed to right now
is bettering myself.
The only thing I'm committed to right now is bettering myself.
REMEMBER CONCERTS?
AT
OK, GREAT! BUT THIS IS A RUG UNDER COFFEE TABLE.
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
12 mar
REMEMBER CONCERTS? AT OK, GREAT! BUT THIS IS A RUG UNDER COFFEE TABLE.
Manager: I'm going to need you to start being a little nicer to your co-workers.
Me:
*Yeah, not that*
Manager: I'm going to need you to start being a little nicer to your co-workers. Me: *Yeah, not that*
don't know what she means but she has my full support
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
20 mar
don't know what she means but she has my full support
Sitting alone and enjoying your own company is better than being surrounded by fake people.
Sitting alone and enjoying your own company is better than being surrounded by fake people.
40 real squirrels were trained to crack nuts for Charlie & the Chocolate Factory instead of using CGI.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
40 real squirrels were trained to crack nuts for Charlie & the Chocolate Factory instead of using CGI.
Can't wait to pound your ass tonight
This is David, Sarah's father, not Sarah. You got the numbers mixed up, please be more carful next time.
I didn't get anything mixed up
Stay the fuck away from me
yipikayamofo yipikayamofo
20 mar
Can't wait to pound your ass tonight This is David, Sarah's father, not Sarah. You got the numbers mixed up, please be more carful next time. I didn't get anything mixed up Stay the fuck away from me
greek_makoto greek_makoto
15 mar
This is Thorin, he had cerebellar hypoplasia, which basically means his balance is way off. He lives a totally happy life, he just falls over a lot.
WHO GREW UP WATCHING
RUDOLPH EVERY CHRISTMAS?
back_grew back_grew
16 mar
WHO GREW UP WATCHING RUDOLPH EVERY CHRISTMAS?
What in the world?! Made you look!
jokegroupbyWTlist jokegroupbyWTlist
15 mar
What in the world?! Made you look!
DiE CSUTIOESEY HA THES OF LIFE
"BECANSE FULKE-
WILE TUE YOu
WITH NO SIGHAL
JerryVanfleet
3 may
DiE CSUTIOESEY HA THES OF LIFE "BECANSE FULKE- WILE TUE YOu WITH NO SIGHAL
She started acting at 88.
Four years later, she's recognized all over the world for 'Black Panther'
Its never to Late to follow your Dreams
She started acting at 88. Four years later, she's recognized all over the world for 'Black Panther' Its never to Late to follow your Dreams
GANT TAKE MY MARINE FRIENDS TO THE BEACH
balance
Nbiz83 Nbiz83
11d
GANT TAKE MY MARINE FRIENDS TO THE BEACH balance
Brryan Jackson's father injected him with tainted blood when he was 11 months old in a bid to kill him to avoid paying child support. By the time Brryan was 5, he was diagnosed with AIDS, and given only a few
months to live. Today, he is over 20, and the
virus has been undetectable in his blood
ringedDeJustFacts ringedDeJustFacts
18 mar
Brryan Jackson's father injected him with tainted blood when he was 11 months old in a bid to kill him to avoid paying child support. By the time Brryan was 5, he was diagnosed with AIDS, and given only a few months to live. Today, he is over 20, and the virus has been undetectable in his blood
People were created to be Loved,
Things were created to be used,
The reason why the Word in Chaos, is because things are being loved
and people are being used
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
People were created to be Loved, Things were created to be used, The reason why the Word in Chaos, is because things are being loved and people are being used
tePaper.
DONT BE AFRAID OF BEING DIFFERENT BE AFRAID OF BEING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
TimAyers TimAyers
8 may
tePaper. DONT BE AFRAID OF BEING DIFFERENT BE AFRAID OF BEING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
ROW ROW ROW YOUR BORT,
me
GENTLY GEE ELIF
ROW ROW ROW YOUR BORT, me GENTLY GEE ELIF
ITS EASY TO SPOT STRONG WOMEN
THEY ARE THE ONES LIFTING EACH OTHER UP
DDivya DDivya
16 mar
ITS EASY TO SPOT STRONG WOMEN THEY ARE THE ONES LIFTING EACH OTHER UP
What's it like having a penis?
It's hard sometimes.
RobertLacy
15 mar
What's it like having a penis? It's hard sometimes.