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Some of ya'll idiots snorting cocaine that's been cut with SO different toxic chemicals with a
rolled up bill that's been shoved up a strippers ass crack and you walking around town with a mask on scared of covid 19.
Some of ya'll idiots snorting cocaine that's been cut with SO different toxic chemicals with a rolled up bill that's been shoved up a strippers ass crack and you walking around town with a mask on scared of covid 19.
Trust me im an Engineer
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
Trust me im an Engineer
Why did you eat all the honey and didn't save me any? I'm so disappointed in you!
Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a
Waffle House or Denny's at San
PapaLegba PapaLegba
22 jun
Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a Waffle House or Denny's at San
Folgers got it wrong.
The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.
UmiMaja UmiMaja
6 mar
Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.
600,
_LONDON
FRANCE
sadgroups3 sadgroups3
16 mar
600, _LONDON FRANCE
You can't change what's happened in your past, so before you let it destroy your future; learn to live with it.
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You can't change what's happened in your past, so before you let it destroy your future; learn to live with it. * -
I No one is harder on me than me. So take your
judgment and shove it up your ass.
Gerg069 Gerg069
5 mar
I No one is harder on me than me. So take your judgment and shove it up your ass.
TARGET CASHIER:
"DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?"
ME:
"FIRST OF ALL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY OF THIS."
TARGET CASHIER: "DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?" ME: "FIRST OF ALL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY OF THIS."
The older I get, the more I totally relate to these two
Michiganguy81
5 jun
The older I get, the more I totally relate to these two
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?"
I'm not gonna say anything
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?" I'm not gonna say anything
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
Metz843 Metz843
10 mar
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
"find Diet Coke please."
"find Diet Coke please."
leavage.. ting ou can look down on and appioweof at the same time
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
leavage.. ting ou can look down on and appioweof at the same time
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALSO SLEEP AT NIGHTZ
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALSO SLEEP AT NIGHTZ
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
Remember: It costs to look at beauty! Beware people! This dude is probably broke now.
amireallythelast
We adopted a new cat not knowing they'd become inseparable
amireallythelast We adopted a new cat not knowing they'd become inseparable
To win a bet in 1956, Thomas Fitzpatrick stole a small plane from New Jersey and landed it perfectly on a narrow Manhattan street while drunk, in front of the bar he had been drinking at. Two years later, he did it again after a man didn't believe he had done it the first time.
taniaye taniaye
5 mar
To win a bet in 1956, Thomas Fitzpatrick stole a small plane from New Jersey and landed it perfectly on a narrow Manhattan street while drunk, in front of the bar he had been drinking at. Two years later, he did it again after a man didn't believe he had done it the first time.
THIS NEW GENERATION DON'T WANT TO WORK
YOU CAN GIVE THEM A JOB LAYING DOWN AND THEY'LL STAND UP TO QUIT
THIS NEW GENERATION DON'T WANT TO WORK YOU CAN GIVE THEM A JOB LAYING DOWN AND THEY'LL STAND UP TO QUIT
Restaurant owner drives six hours to cook favorite meal for customer with stage 4 cancer
@upworthy
Restaurant owner drives six hours to cook favorite meal for customer with stage 4 cancer @upworthy
Ever been in a Car with someone who drives like we have Extra lives?
Ever been in a Car with someone who drives like we have Extra lives?