A couple who during a vacation to Thailand, ordered a massage session in room. One for his wife and one for himself.
After massaging the man for a while, the Thai girl said, "Massage pinis". The man looked sheepish, but kept quiet, looking shiftily at his wife.
The Thai masseur again said, "Massage pinis."
There was silence, yet again...
Finally, his wife spoke... "Don't have high hopes, my dear... She's simply telling you "Massage finish!"