A cucumber, a pickle, and a ponis wore all sitting around one day talking about how much thoir lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man,
my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and
juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a
salad." So tho picklo looks al him and says,
"You think you have it bad? Whenever I get
big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and slicks me ina jar." The penis glared ai them both and said,
"You guys think you have it rough?
Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they pul a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass oul."