A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm... 'I'd like to buy a horth'
What sort of horse?', said the
'A female horth,' the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?" The owner picks
__him up shows the eyes.
'Nith eyth, says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?' The owner picks him up shows the teeth.
'Nith teeth, he says 'now can I see her twot?' The owner picks him up and shoves his head dee inside the horses vagina, pulls him out. The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that... 'Can I see her wun awound!..