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@mertinalrich
Stimmy check? Nope...a chocolate dick in a box. I hate my friends
gregbrown @mertinalrich Stimmy check? Nope...a chocolate dick in a box. I hate my friends
Boyfriend: If I killed someone would you tell on me?
Me: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like "Are you gonna walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?"
JennyGoff
12 mar
Boyfriend: If I killed someone would you tell on me? Me: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like "Are you gonna walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?"
Dad: "We're not getting a dog" Dad once we've got a dog:
- BB
@BrandonLBradfor
I'm eating breakfast at the busy restaurant below my apartment. A lovely young woman just asked me if I could "hurry up and finish my breakfast, my friend is coming in 15 minutes and we want to take your seat."
So I'll be here for the rest of today.
- BB @BrandonLBradfor I'm eating breakfast at the busy restaurant below my apartment. A lovely young woman just asked me if I could "hurry up and finish my breakfast, my friend is coming in 15 minutes and we want to take your seat." So I'll be here for the rest of today.
Meet my family.
They're...rocks..
POUCE
Meet my family. They're...rocks.. POUCE
Rubber, You're Glue
Whatever You Say Bounces
Off Me & Makes A 6 Inch
Diameter Exit Wound In You
Rubber, You're Glue Whatever You Say Bounces Off Me & Makes A 6 Inch Diameter Exit Wound In You
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Wha? garbage
Sigh
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Do you mean and occasionally Sa ime makes
an do you do Wha? garbage Sigh eheer, me Do you mean and occasionally Sa ime makes
We're not working out today, Mom
cele
"Daddy: pnade Snis for you srvite and \ou "T wear tove and \ou wear \nat with pride -
NO. MATTER. Whot.
cele "Daddy: pnade Snis for you srvite and \ou "T wear tove and \ou wear \nat with pride - NO. MATTER. Whot.
*Normally i don't post political stuff but this time I am taking stand and supporting Farmers*
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
16 apr
*Normally i don't post political stuff but this time I am taking stand and supporting Farmers*
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROS:
THE ROADS
BIDK'T FUCKING COOK IT!
BabyBlues BabyBlues
14 mar
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROS: THE ROADS BIDK'T FUCKING COOK IT!
I'm not a hamster I'm A bear
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
I'm not a hamster I'm A bear
Direct Deposit : $1,400
Me at the dollar tree :
KAAKKA
N8er N8er
18 mar
Direct Deposit : $1,400 Me at the dollar tree : KAAKKA
ou two!
Stop this
ou two! Stop this
OK HOOMAN, IS THE DINNER READY OR
OK HOOMAN, IS THE DINNER READY OR
I'M SORRY...
DID YOU NEED YOUR ASS HANDED YOU ALSO?
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
10 may
I'M SORRY... DID YOU NEED YOUR ASS HANDED YOU ALSO?
whenever tell someone
where I live and they say,
"omg that's so far"
I'm like calm down
I'm not inviting you over.
CarolynBartlett CarolynBartlett
19 mar
whenever tell someone where I live and they say, "omg that's so far" I'm like calm down I'm not inviting you over.
This is what our dog Oakley does when we don't give him a cookie
You don't need money or gold to be rich.
All you need is
God in your life.
You don't need money or gold to be rich. All you need is God in your life.
you how why iss cam com te 70
Ske geis 1669 and she frag wer threat
you how why iss cam com te 70 Ske geis 1669 and she frag wer threat