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A little boy asks his dad; "What's between mom's legs?"
The father answers, Paradise
The kid asks again, Whats between your legs?" The father replies, 'The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy.
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AA ~w _J
A little boy asks his dad; "What's between mom's legs?" The father answers, Paradise The kid asks again, Whats between your legs?" The father replies, 'The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy. RE AA ~w _J
Go ahead and park like an idiot, I got something for your fancy backup camera
Plaace chock surreundings tor
PASSENGER AIRBAS
Go ahead and park like an idiot, I got something for your fancy backup camera Plaace chock surreundings tor PASSENGER AIRBAS
My cat will never forgive me for petting another cat.
OH LOOK...
VEGAN TOILET PAPER
ONLY .49 CENTS AR
OH LOOK... VEGAN TOILET PAPER ONLY .49 CENTS AR
The end of the
My girlfriend
SSS
The end of the My girlfriend SSS
Due to personal reasons,
I'm going to keep posting memes instead of seeking professional help for my mental health.
Due to personal reasons, I'm going to keep posting memes instead of seeking professional help for my mental health.
Boss: "Doing it that way won't work"
Me after it works:
Jacobwingum53 Jacobwingum53
24 jun
Boss: "Doing it that way won't work" Me after it works:
WORK EVER KICK YOUR ASS SO BAD THAT YOU DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT HOME WITH NO MUSIC PLAYING?
outdoorsman outdoorsman
25 jun
WORK EVER KICK YOUR ASS SO BAD THAT YOU DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT HOME WITH NO MUSIC PLAYING?
You Look Like
Trouble And Chaos...
Call Me...
You Look Like Trouble And Chaos... Call Me...
90% of what's stressing you today will be irrelevant in a year. Don't lose sleep over petty things. Get over it, move on.
JennyGoff
10 mar
90% of what's stressing you today will be irrelevant in a year. Don't lose sleep over petty things. Get over it, move on.
DOCTOR SAID CUT OUT DRINKING..
DOCTOR SAID CUT OUT DRINKING..
"IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST. IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. IF YOU ARE AT PEACE, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT."
-LAO TZu-
"IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST. IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. IF YOU ARE AT PEACE, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT." -LAO TZu-
DON WANT The NE TO SEE THE GOO
IN ME. I WANT SOMEONE
WHO SEE THE BAD AND
STILL WANT ME.
JennyGoff
24 mar
DON WANT The NE TO SEE THE GOO IN ME. I WANT SOMEONE WHO SEE THE BAD AND STILL WANT ME.
don't care how beautiful you are
bs
If your personality is ugly, you're ugly
don't care how beautiful you are bs If your personality is ugly, you're ugly
Times are tough. Even Mona
Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
funny_girl funny_girl
14 apr
Times are tough. Even Mona Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
Jim Cummings, the voice of "Winnie the Pooh", often calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Pooh's voice. He once called a little
girl in the hospital dying of cancer.
The mother of the girl told him that was the first
time her daughter had smiled in six months.
4,
Because that's what her es 'do)
taniaye taniaye
9 mar
Jim Cummings, the voice of "Winnie the Pooh", often calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Pooh's voice. He once called a little girl in the hospital dying of cancer. The mother of the girl told him that was the first time her daughter had smiled in six months. 4, Because that's what her es 'do)
my dad was killed in the line of duty 10 months before i graduated college so guys from his station came and surprised me at my graduation
IanRobbins IanRobbins
23 may
my dad was killed in the line of duty 10 months before i graduated college so guys from his station came and surprised me at my graduation
Apparently, running around Walmart with an Alka-Selter In my mouth yelling:
"THE VACCINE ISN'T WORKING!"
Apparently, running around Walmart with an Alka-Selter In my mouth yelling: "THE VACCINE ISN'T WORKING!"
WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY BITE YOUR TONGUE
EOE1966 EOE1966
9 apr
WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY BITE YOUR TONGUE
PRO TIP:
To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
PRO TIP: To drain all the oil, squeeze the car real good.