A man dies and arrives at Heaven.
As he's standing at the Pearly Gates he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St Peter replied, 'Those are Lie Clocks, every time someone tells a lie the hands on their clock move'
'Oh!', says the man.
'Whose clock is that?' he says pointing.
'That's Mother Theresa's clock, it's hands never moved', says St Peter.
'Wow'' says the man.
'And whose clock is that?'
'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock, it's hands have only moved twice' says St
'Where's Boris Johnson's clock?' asks the man.
St Peter replies, 'We're using it as a ceiling fan'.