A man is sitting next to a woman who is trying to breast-feed her baby in a bus.
The baby refuses to suck the breast and the mother warns, "If you don't suck, I will give it to the man next to me." The baby still refuses. After 20 minutes, the woman repeats the
"Threat". The man clears his throat and says: "Look here woman, you better make up your mind. I was supposed get off six bus stops ago!"