A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
"I want to travel round the world with my darling husband" says wife, two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.
Husband but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
Fairy waves wand and husband becomes 92
Moral of story - men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female!!!