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A MILLION DOLLAR RAFFLE TICKET IF YOU GET A VACCINE SOUNDS A LOT LIKE...
GIVE: FLU YOU SOME CANDY. IF YOU GET IN MY CAR -OR- I WANNA SHOW YOU THE PUPPY IN MY VAN -OR- COME HERE LITTLE BOY, I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR MOTHER
A MILLION DOLLAR RAFFLE TICKET IF YOU GET A VACCINE SOUNDS A LOT LIKE... GIVE: FLU YOU SOME CANDY. IF YOU GET IN MY CAR -OR- I WANNA SHOW YOU THE PUPPY IN MY VAN -OR- COME HERE LITTLE BOY, I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR MOTHER
Authorities cannot be more specific than this.
NOT
PARTNER'S PRIVATE
DRIVING!
Authorities cannot be more specific than this. NOT PARTNER'S PRIVATE DRIVING!
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the
face to remind her who's boss
Hi, I'm Gem. If mommy doesn't feed me when I want her to, I slap her in the face to remind her who's boss
When Kong vs Godzilla goes under changes to please the
Cancel Culture generation
When Kong vs Godzilla goes under changes to please the Cancel Culture generation
EVERYDAY I UNDERSTAND HE PHRASE
"PM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT' ON AN EVEN DEEPER LEVEL
FrankJones FrankJones
6 jun
EVERYDAY I UNDERSTAND HE PHRASE "PM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT' ON AN EVEN DEEPER LEVEL
Angry people who can't take joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
mammamary1
17 mar
Angry people who can't take joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.
How angry should I make him today then play the victim
How angry should I make him today then play the victim
My heart breaks for anyone who lays in bed at night and wonders why they weren't enough for the one person they would give the world to.
that shit ruins you
thoughts
ClayClark
10 mar
My heart breaks for anyone who lays in bed at night and wonders why they weren't enough for the one person they would give the world to. that shit ruins you thoughts
Good morning
en
SandraWilliam77 SandraWilliam77
11 jun
Good morning en
Mom was pregnant with me so she missed her Sr. Prom. 18 Years later I took her to mine@
Mom was pregnant with me so she missed her Sr. Prom. 18 Years later I took her to mine@
Me and my social skills
March 2020 March 2021
Me and my social skills March 2020 March 2021
Napping is such a gamble. You might wake up feeling refreshed, or you might wake up like
Napping is such a gamble. You might wake up feeling refreshed, or you might wake up like
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?
"DRUG SNIFFING DOG SEEKS MEDICAL DETOX AFTER TEN YEARS ON 'HE FORCE."
Louie888 Louie888
26 apr
"DRUG SNIFFING DOG SEEKS MEDICAL DETOX AFTER TEN YEARS ON 'HE FORCE."
March 1876 - Alexander Graham Bell makes the first phone call ever.
Moments later - He is notified that his car's warranty has expired.
March 1876 - Alexander Graham Bell makes the first phone call ever. Moments later - He is notified that his car's warranty has expired.
Him: suck my dick
Her: im allergic to shrimp
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
13 mar
Him: suck my dick Her: im allergic to shrimp
IF YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATION DEVIGES
Siego129
8 apr
IF YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATION DEVIGES
YOU THREW IT
ESE,
YOU FETCH
mealy_animal mealy_animal
12 mar
YOU THREW IT ESE, YOU FETCH
These are the kind of harmless pranks that are actually funny