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A puppy warming its little paws
A puppy warming its little paws
AGE TEST!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
minorgroups minorgroups
16 mar
AGE TEST! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
You know that thing inside your head that keeps you from saying stuff you probably shouldn't?
Yeah, mine's broken.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
23 mar
You know that thing inside your head that keeps you from saying stuff you probably shouldn't? Yeah, mine's broken.
THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT FACING YOUR FeARS, WHICH ILL Be PLAYING ON THE UKULELE.
staidHumor512 staidHumor512
16 mar
THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT FACING YOUR FeARS, WHICH ILL Be PLAYING ON THE UKULELE.
You will inspire some and annoy others.
Do it anyway.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
8 mar
You will inspire some and annoy others. Do it anyway.
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother.
He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes," the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
jerry1752 jerry1752
9 mar
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four." "Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin. "Yes," the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
Pictures short people will understand:
When you can't reach the top shelf
Pictures short people will understand: When you can't reach the top shelf
type of peace levels i need.
type of peace levels i need.
Have I not commanded you
Be strong and courageous.
Do not be
do be discowraged, for the Lord your
God will be with you wherever you go.
JOSHUA
Seraphim Seraphim
8 mar
Have I not commanded you Be strong and courageous. Do not be do be discowraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go. JOSHUA
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world
jose
They obviously haven't seen my patience
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world jose They obviously haven't seen my patience
The 1970s
Smart Phone
Never lost
Convenient one-finger dialling
Infinite battery life
Universal ringtone
Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know
Contact list storage on notepad under the phone
Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver
No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it
No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note
Group chat available through party line
The 1970s Smart Phone Never lost Convenient one-finger dialling Infinite battery life Universal ringtone Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know Contact list storage on notepad under the phone Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note Group chat available through party line
You get to go on summer vacation here with your @
@myjesusjam
You get to go on summer vacation here with your @ @myjesusjam
I'M SORRY...
DID YOU NEED YOUR ASS HANDED YOU ALSO?
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
10 may
I'M SORRY... DID YOU NEED YOUR ASS HANDED YOU ALSO?
GIVE ME YOUR BIG,
OF LAUNDRY FROM THE BRYER!
'LLEOLD IT FOR VOU
GIVE ME YOUR BIG, OF LAUNDRY FROM THE BRYER! 'LLEOLD IT FOR VOU
Age 18 talking to my recruiter
Age 22 After spending 4 years in the marine
corps
Age 18 talking to my recruiter Age 22 After spending 4 years in the marine corps
My fingers looked like this cause I grew up playing this.
My fingers looked like this cause I grew up playing this.
WOULD YOU EVER EAT PANCAKES FOR SUPPER?
tips_4_home_birb tips_4_home_birb
13 mar
WOULD YOU EVER EAT PANCAKES FOR SUPPER?
If the person who named
Walkie Talkies named everything
Stamps - Lickie Stickie
Defibrillators - Hearty Starty
Bumble bees - Fuzzy Buzzy
Pregnancy test - Maybe Baby
Bra - Breastie Nestie
Fork - Stabby Grabby
Socks - Feetie Heatie
Hippo - Floatie Bloatie
Nightmare - Screamy Dreamy
If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything Stamps - Lickie Stickie Defibrillators - Hearty Starty Bumble bees - Fuzzy Buzzy Pregnancy test - Maybe Baby Bra - Breastie Nestie Fork - Stabby Grabby Socks - Feetie Heatie Hippo - Floatie Bloatie Nightmare - Screamy Dreamy
-Stop judging people that have sex'for money when-you re having sex for good morning text and lies.
-Stop judging people that have sex'for money when-you re having sex for good morning text and lies.
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her
third promotion this year,
don't know how she does it!
planetoddyssey planetoddyssey
20 mar
Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her third promotion this year, don't know how she does it!