• A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him;' congratulation, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys.'
The redneck said, " I'm not surprised.I have a penis the size of a chimney.' the nurse replied, " you might want to consider getting it
cleaned. They're all black.
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    • Somebody got a lot of explaining to do
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    • REDNECK WOMEN ARE BAD
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    • That's OK it wasn't his wife it was his sister
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    • 🙄... This is only funny when it has not actually happened to you.
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    • And let the hunt begin.
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    • That’s funny, I don’t care where you are from
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    • FUCKING SLUT BITCH
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    • “IT’S A MIRACLE!!!! SHE MUST BE AN ANGEL...” 😇😈
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    • he said damaaaa hooley fucking shit man there might really be a God yall take care I'm going home thor that bitches shit out thank u lord
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    • Affermative action at work lol
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    • Then he says to the wife "GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE"
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    • Well,as I see it, paybacks a BITTTTTTCH; Ain't it!😅😂🤣
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    • Hahaaaa
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    • But there are black rednecks so this is culturally insensitive
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    • This redneck joke??!!
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