A woman slips naked in her bathroom, does the splits & ends up suctioned to the floor by her fanny.
Her husband tries but can't budge her so calls his mate who says: "I'll go get a hammer, we can break the tiles and lift her:
The husband says: "OK. I'll lick her ear & play with her tits while your gone.'
"Why?" asks his mate.
The husband replies: "If I can get her wet, maybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are fucking cheaper..."