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Some people think because they don't support you, that it'll hold you back...
Let me just tell you, GOL will put total strangers in your path to get you where you're supposed
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Sure, sex is cool. But have you ever farted away a stomachache?
DarkAsh2011
24 jun
Sure, sex is cool. But have you ever farted away a stomachache?
This squirrel gets a little drunk after eating fermented pears
kenzie
@kenzhadley
yesterday completed a chore that i've been putting off for 5 months. it took me
20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this
Sungery
kenzie @kenzhadley yesterday completed a chore that i've been putting off for 5 months. it took me 20 minutes. i will learn nothing from this Sungery
@24HOURSUCCESS
Always, always trust your gut.
If you feel something is wrong, that's because it usually is.
@24HOURSUCCESS Always, always trust your gut. If you feel something is wrong, that's because it usually is.
"Hey kids, you wanna live in the sewer, fight crime and eat pizza for the rest of your life?"
AN
"Hey kids, you wanna live in the sewer, fight crime and eat pizza for the rest of your life?" AN
when the shy kid and the edgy kid become friends.
WinterSnow WinterSnow
15 mar
when the shy kid and the edgy kid become friends.
Nobody wants someone who wants everybody.
Nobody wants someone who wants everybody.
My mum always made me a birthday cake. Every year for 44 years. Two months since she died and my old dad tried his hardest and my heart melted...
My mum always made me a birthday cake. Every year for 44 years. Two months since she died and my old dad tried his hardest and my heart melted...
When you find the milk carton at the grocery store that expires 1 day later than all the other milk cartons
ritzpage2boi ritzpage2boi
15 mar
When you find the milk carton at the grocery store that expires 1 day later than all the other milk cartons
Raise your hand if you ever had to read cooking directions from a package in the garbage.
Raise your hand if you ever had to read cooking directions from a package in the garbage.
Put God first
watch
amazing things
fd
Put God first watch amazing things fd
The only thing I'm committed to right now
is bettering myself.
The only thing I'm committed to right now is bettering myself.
YOU THEM OFF ANYWHERE"
YOU THEM OFF ANYWHERE"
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.
Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.
They're all grounded.
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded.
EVERYDAY I UNDERSTAND HE PHRASE
"PM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT' ON AN EVEN DEEPER LEVEL
FrankJones FrankJones
6 jun
EVERYDAY I UNDERSTAND HE PHRASE "PM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT' ON AN EVEN DEEPER LEVEL
the only one who knows how fucked iam is
Google.
tightFabian5 tightFabian5
20 mar
the only one who knows how fucked iam is Google.
You sure it's okay to have sex during pregnancy?
30 years later:
Rikkeej Rikkeej
10 mar
You sure it's okay to have sex during pregnancy? 30 years later:
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE
TO 'SEETHE
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
5 may
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE TO 'SEETHE
BOSS: ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
ME: YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT YOU DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM.
BOSS: ARE YOU ON DRUGS? ME: YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT YOU DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM.
March 2021:
Pretty much the same as March
2020 but now we have toilet
paper
gsto gsto
9 mar
March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have toilet paper