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AFTER TUESDAY ALL ABOUT
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
AFTER TUESDAY ALL ABOUT
How to start world peace
How to start world peace
Age 18 talking to my recruiter
Age 22 After spending 4 years in the marine
corps
Age 18 talking to my recruiter Age 22 After spending 4 years in the marine corps
SO WHEN THE FIRST LITTLE PIG ASKED THE MAN FOR STRAW TO BUILD HIS HOUSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MAN WOULD HAVE SAID?
SO WHEN THE FIRST LITTLE PIG ASKED THE MAN FOR STRAW TO BUILD HIS HOUSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MAN WOULD HAVE SAID?
The Name Is
Blonde, Jane
Blonde
The Name Is Blonde, Jane Blonde
Him: suck my dick
Her: im allergic to shrimp
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
13 mar
Him: suck my dick Her: im allergic to shrimp
Woman has too much fun with VR waterslide -ar)
IT SEEMS THAT MARY HAS A REAL DARK SENSE OF HUMOR.
MARY'S SAVAGE
IT SEEMS THAT MARY HAS A REAL DARK SENSE OF HUMOR. MARY'S SAVAGE
Glad to see Snoop Dogg's morning delivery is on schedule
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
Glad to see Snoop Dogg's morning delivery is on schedule
eKimoParr
Eggs Will Be Broken, Omelets Will B...
Imagine someone bashing open your door, rushing in, and immediately falling down Great feature.
eKimoParr Eggs Will Be Broken, Omelets Will B... Imagine someone bashing open your door, rushing in, and immediately falling down Great feature.
ANY DRUGS OR
ALCOHOL?
ie I HO THANKS GuT EVERYTHING.
JennyGoff
6 mar
ANY DRUGS OR ALCOHOL? ie I HO THANKS GuT EVERYTHING.
Koko the gorilla loved Mister Rogers Neighborhood, and when Rogers took a trip to meet her, she not only embraced the television icon, but followed standard protocol based on what shed seen on the show: she took his shoes off.
mental flasc
Koko the gorilla loved Mister Rogers Neighborhood, and when Rogers took a trip to meet her, she not only embraced the television icon, but followed standard protocol based on what shed seen on the show: she took his shoes off. mental flasc
I WALK AROUND LIKE EVERYTHING IS FINE, BUT DEEP DOWN, INSIDE MY SHOE, MY SOCK IS SLIDING OFF.
drabSarcasm drabSarcasm
16 mar
I WALK AROUND LIKE EVERYTHING IS FINE, BUT DEEP DOWN, INSIDE MY SHOE, MY SOCK IS SLIDING OFF.
Her: can you call me cab?
Bartender: you're a cab
Her: can you call me cab? Bartender: you're a cab
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS.
OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
Romethetoker Romethetoker
29 dec 2020
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS. OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
we all got that one friend who says
"hold on let me move some stuff" before u get in their car
WY
moistBeats moistBeats
18 mar
we all got that one friend who says "hold on let me move some stuff" before u get in their car WY
Today's 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps
Me? When was 3, ate mud
Fusion5 Fusion5
4 jun
Today's 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps Me? When was 3, ate mud
THIS KID WAS BORN WITH A SUSPENDED DRIVER'S LICENSE
HomerAdams HomerAdams
1 jun
THIS KID WAS BORN WITH A SUSPENDED DRIVER'S LICENSE
a dirty mind, a playful heart, and aloving soul. Wouldnt that be an amazing combination:
cynicallove cynicallove
16 mar
a dirty mind, a playful heart, and aloving soul. Wouldnt that be an amazing combination:
HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME
ME: IT'S THE COKE
HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME ME: IT'S THE COKE