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Airzooka Air Blaster- Blows 'Em Away - Air Toy for Adults and Children Ages 6 and Older - Blue
Q: Can i fart in it and shoot it at my wife across the room?
Answer this question
At I can confirm this. I received one of these as a
Christmas gift while deployed. Naturally, it only took a few minutes for two of my Soldiers to attempt firing a fart through it. The key is to have the "gunner" cock and hold the weapon while the
"loader" does his thing. It took nearly two full seconds for the blast to cross the tent, resulting in the Major suddenly flailing his arms and yelling
"oh, Gawd! I got it in my mouth!"
Best present received that vear.
Airzooka Air Blaster- Blows 'Em Away - Air Toy for Adults and Children Ages 6 and Older - Blue Q: Can i fart in it and shoot it at my wife across the room? Answer this question At I can confirm this. I received one of these as a Christmas gift while deployed. Naturally, it only took a few minutes for two of my Soldiers to attempt firing a fart through it. The key is to have the "gunner" cock and hold the weapon while the "loader" does his thing. It took nearly two full seconds for the blast to cross the tent, resulting in the Major suddenly flailing his arms and yelling "oh, Gawd! I got it in my mouth!" Best present received that vear.
Why yes. Yes I do!
OH, SO YOU RIDE ROAD GLDES
RonTomlinson
17 mar
Why yes. Yes I do! OH, SO YOU RIDE ROAD GLDES
My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name, played outside online... And if didn't eat what mom cooked, I didn't eat. Does anybody remember?
My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name, played outside online... And if didn't eat what mom cooked, I didn't eat. Does anybody remember?
We are all about to die..
Might as well show me your boobs!
We are all about to die.. Might as well show me your boobs!
ONE DAY!
I'm gonna have
"everything I prayed for!
ONE DAY! I'm gonna have "everything I prayed for!
HAVE NO DESIRE
TO FIT IN
JohnLord JohnLord
9d
HAVE NO DESIRE TO FIT IN
It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.
It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.
Anyone know the type of tree...
Must be a melon tree!
Anyone know the type of tree... Must be a melon tree!
THESE NOODLES
ARE R BIT CHEWY
THESE NOODLES ARE R BIT CHEWY
Adrian
My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
Adrian My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
animalmemer animalmemer
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THE LITTLE KISSES
Two photos taken an nour apart... before and after
adoption.
Two photos taken an nour apart... before and after adoption.
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change.
Unknown
piscesgurl0305
18 mar
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Unknown
THE KEY IS BOOBS.
IF HE IS SAD: SHOW HIM THE BOOBS.
HAPPY: SHOW THE BOOBS.
ANGRY: BOOBS AGAIN.
BOOBS ARE MAGIC.
JennyGoff
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THE KEY IS BOOBS. IF HE IS SAD: SHOW HIM THE BOOBS. HAPPY: SHOW THE BOOBS. ANGRY: BOOBS AGAIN. BOOBS ARE MAGIC.
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My dog went to give me his paw ut then said "sike"... My dog just did the ultimate psych out
Iceland
Road to Reykjavik
Iceland Road to Reykjavik
CLOCKS GO BACK THIS WEEK,
SETTING MINE TO 1775.
WHEN THIS
COUNTRY
HAD SOME BALLS
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enrr we
KNOWIITS CHEESY
BUT FEEL GRATE
enrr we KNOWIITS CHEESY BUT FEEL GRATE
This is your brain on motherhood. Any questions?
@themarvelousmrsmom
This is your brain on motherhood. Any questions? @themarvelousmrsmom
Listin pal... saw a bird
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Listin pal... saw a bird
her: see its funny bc thought you were actually different me:
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