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al! Verizon AM 95% kohis sign
Houston we've had a problem, a big one.
al! Verizon AM 95% kohis sign Houston we've had a problem, a big one.
Her: "What's in your pocket?"
Me: *moves my dick with no
hands*
Her:
WOLVERINE
11 apr
Her: "What's in your pocket?" Me: *moves my dick with no hands* Her:
Me in my
not easy being old.
Me in my not easy being old.
"Runneth up bitch"
want theen hende:
"Runneth up bitch" want theen hende:
Me and my partner watching a social worker try to de-escalate the 6'8" naked man covered in poop with two samurai swords and a raging -On
Me and my partner watching a social worker try to de-escalate the 6'8" naked man covered in poop with two samurai swords and a raging -On
HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
women
DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK,
PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
women DOESNT DEPEND ON LUCK, PENDS ON HARD YOU WORK.
NEVER GIVE UP ON A DREAM JUST BECAUSE OF THE TIME IT WILL TAKE TO ACCOMPLISH IT.
THE TIME WILL PASS ANYWAY.
NEVER GIVE UP ON A DREAM JUST BECAUSE OF THE TIME IT WILL TAKE TO ACCOMPLISH IT. THE TIME WILL PASS ANYWAY.
*hands u this* hey hey hold this for a sec
*hands u this* hey hey hold this for a sec
SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS HERE..
~ TM TALKING IN ENGLISH, AND YOU'RE LISTENING IN DUMBASS.
jmama jmama
26 may
SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS HERE.. ~ TM TALKING IN ENGLISH, AND YOU'RE LISTENING IN DUMBASS.
"Keep rescuing animals,
You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
"Keep rescuing animals, You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
When your dog smells someone else's dog on you...
@dogmemes
can even rightinow,
Wennifer
lizamark lizamark
23d
When your dog smells someone else's dog on you... @dogmemes can even rightinow, Wennifer
MANAGE!
This beer is love letter to all of the service industry workers who, despite a global pandemic, endeavor each day to provide safe, welcoming environment for their guests. While we can't prevert the verbal abuse from that small fraction of customers who refuse to acknowledge your humanity, we will continue to call it out and stond with you.
Subject
Message
PS This beer does NOT toste like hot old 0).
actually will remind you of pecan pie with notes coramelized sugar and warm, toasted pecans.
MANAGE! This beer is love letter to all of the service industry workers who, despite a global pandemic, endeavor each day to provide safe, welcoming environment for their guests. While we can't prevert the verbal abuse from that small fraction of customers who refuse to acknowledge your humanity, we will continue to call it out and stond with you. Subject Message PS This beer does NOT toste like hot old 0). actually will remind you of pecan pie with notes coramelized sugar and warm, toasted pecans.
Elephants can die of a broken heart if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding
Elephants can die of a broken heart if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding
I told my teenage niece to go get me
newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modern problems require modern solutions
BENICE BENICE
1 may
I told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modern problems require modern solutions
eddekane eddekane
14 mar
ME LOOKN FORA FUGK TO GIVE
Hi, I finished my free trial of adulthood
and I'm no longer interested so I would like to cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?
Louie888 Louie888
7 mar
Hi, I finished my free trial of adulthood and I'm no longer interested so I would like to cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?
bye, ''m gonna be an
Being the girl might mean getting on your knees
But that doesn't mean you won't be the one in control-
Freaky510
21 may
Being the girl might mean getting on your knees But that doesn't mean you won't be the one in control-
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT SOMEONE AND THOUGHT SHUT THE HELL UP.
AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING.
FelixDulingEl
20 jun
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT SOMEONE AND THOUGHT SHUT THE HELL UP. AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING.
A Husky Walks on Water in Alaska.
The Image Was Taken After Heavy
Rainfall Covered the Frozen Lake.
A Husky Walks on Water in Alaska. The Image Was Taken After Heavy Rainfall Covered the Frozen Lake.