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Alcohol vs. weed
- ( eat
Aggressive Pee Puke
Chill out Laugh
Alcohol vs. weed - ( eat Aggressive Pee Puke Chill out Laugh
Went to take his picture because he looked so
sweet, he tried to attack me fell out the climber.
Went to take his picture because he looked so sweet, he tried to attack me fell out the climber.
GOOD WOOD
MAKES A BEAVER VERY HAPPY
giftedJust giftedJust
20 mar
GOOD WOOD MAKES A BEAVER VERY HAPPY
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
Is it just me, or did every single kid have these cups?
Biers
DOCAHONTAS
(h. MM
Is it just me, or did every single kid have these cups? Biers DOCAHONTAS (h. MM
After she was bullied by classmates, 9-year-old
Milla Star Bizzotto ran 36 miles, swam over 5 miles, and overcame 25 obstacles in a 24-hour endurance race designed by Navy SEALs just so she could silence her critics and 'show other kids that they can do or be anything they want.'
taniaye taniaye
19 mar
After she was bullied by classmates, 9-year-old Milla Star Bizzotto ran 36 miles, swam over 5 miles, and overcame 25 obstacles in a 24-hour endurance race designed by Navy SEALs just so she could silence her critics and 'show other kids that they can do or be anything they want.'
MONEY DOES NOT CHANGE PEOPLE,
IT UNMASKS THEM.
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
11 nov 2020
MONEY DOES NOT CHANGE PEOPLE, IT UNMASKS THEM.
My boyfriend: if you need a hoodie, i'll buy you a hoodie
Me: but this one smells like you
My boyfriend: if you need a hoodie, i'll buy you a hoodie Me: but this one smells like you
WAY TO
REALLY ARE
HAVE YOU EVER GONE OUT YOUR WAY TO HELP SOMEONE AND THEN FIND OUT HOW UNGRATEFUL THEY
WARBUXCENT WARBUXCENT
27d
WAY TO REALLY ARE HAVE YOU EVER GONE OUT YOUR WAY TO HELP SOMEONE AND THEN FIND OUT HOW UNGRATEFUL THEY
exultantPetofday exultantPetofday
11 mar
Obsession is an understatement
Me when I feel a slight breeze outside
WHO REMEMBERS WIMPY ROM THE "POPEYE" CARTOONS.
WHO REMEMBERS WIMPY ROM THE "POPEYE" CARTOONS.
Don't fart in an Apple store
Why? They don't have windows
Don't fart in an Apple store Why? They don't have windows
In 1977, a Chinese woman with no
medical degree anonymously found malaria cure. 38 years later, she was awarded the Nobel prize for medicine.
LG
In 1977, a Chinese woman with no medical degree anonymously found malaria cure. 38 years later, she was awarded the Nobel prize for medicine. LG
GUYS I'M GONNA TRY MY
BEST
BUTIT'S A F CHING RADIOACTIVE DINGSAUR
GUYS I'M GONNA TRY MY BEST BUTIT'S A F CHING RADIOACTIVE DINGSAUR
Licking someones face is a quick and 100% foolproof way of ending a conversation.
Licking someones face is a quick and 100% foolproof way of ending a conversation.
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room
Son: dad please it's not mine..
Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
6 mar
Dad: Son I found a bag of weed in your room Son: dad please it's not mine.. Dad: Shhhhnh...I'm too stoned to listen to your bullshit
When you send your husband into the store for one thing...
weather differences between France and Brazil
100
BRAZIL COND
JuanTaboneya JuanTaboneya
21 may
weather differences between France and Brazil 100 BRAZIL COND
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN
~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING -
RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE.
IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES
ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE
ASSHOLE."
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN ~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING - RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE. IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE."
Some women can't cook, but can
start an argument from scratch.
Some women can't cook, but can start an argument from scratch.