My nurse friend told me about a COVID-19 test that you can do at home.
1. Pour a large shot of Bourbon, try to smell it.
2. If you can smell the Bourbon, then drink it and see if you can taste it.
3. If you can taste and smell, it confirms you do not have the virus.
So, last night I did the test 19 times, and all results were negative--thank God.
Tonight I will do the test again because I woke with a headache and feel like I am coming down with something.
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