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All can see is
Squidwards interpretive dance
All can see is Squidwards interpretive dance
In the end, we won't remember the most beautiful face and body.
We'll remember the most heautiful heart and soul.
In the end, we won't remember the most beautiful face and body. We'll remember the most heautiful heart and soul.
Who's parents had ar alarm clock like this'?
Who's parents had ar alarm clock like this'?
feels
"u look tired" thanks i stayed up all night obsessing over things i have no control over
feels "u look tired" thanks i stayed up all night obsessing over things i have no control over
HAVE NO IDEA WHAT PM DOING
CARES
TonyMcclenahan TonyMcclenahan
1 may
HAVE NO IDEA WHAT PM DOING CARES
As a vending machine refill person, this has to be a career highlight
As a vending machine refill person, this has to be a career highlight
PORN GIVES YOUNG PEOPLE AN UNREALISTIC AND UNHEALTHY IDEA OF HOW QUICKLY A PLUMBER WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE.
PORN GIVES YOUNG PEOPLE AN UNREALISTIC AND UNHEALTHY IDEA OF HOW QUICKLY A PLUMBER WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE.
Why can't we see any UFO's?
It's a secret brother
ASTRONOMY Delete this after
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
Why can't we see any UFO's? It's a secret brother ASTRONOMY Delete this after
WHOYOU GONNA cALL?
BEER BUSTERS!
WHOYOU GONNA cALL? BEER BUSTERS!
THE 1980's
PEOPLE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE WOULD LOOK LIKE.
IN 2020
PEOPLE WANT TO GO BACK TO THE 80'S.
ecstaticLove ecstaticLove
18 mar
THE 1980's PEOPLE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE WOULD LOOK LIKE. IN 2020 PEOPLE WANT TO GO BACK TO THE 80'S.
Ny
He's walking around angry because he can't find is lollipop.
Ny He's walking around angry because he can't find is lollipop.
WORK EVER KICK YOUR ASS SO BAD THAT YOU DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT HOME WITH NO MUSIC PLAYING?
outdoorsman outdoorsman
25 jun
WORK EVER KICK YOUR ASS SO BAD THAT YOU DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT HOME WITH NO MUSIC PLAYING?
One minute your kids are laughing and hugging and making beautiful memories, and the next minute, you are hosting a WWF match in your living room because one kid looked at the other kid's cereal the wrong way.
One minute your kids are laughing and hugging and making beautiful memories, and the next minute, you are hosting a WWF match in your living room because one kid looked at the other kid's cereal the wrong way.
WHEN YOU'RE NOT SURE IF YOU'RE HEARING THE BEEPS OR JUST IMAGINING THEM:
LAW\
WHEN YOU'RE NOT SURE IF YOU'RE HEARING THE BEEPS OR JUST IMAGINING THEM: LAW\
when u smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died
70sguy 70sguy
14 jun
when u smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died
Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it with saying
HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
22toomany 22toomany
12 mar
Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it with saying HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
She's over it
Don't ever
tet your ears
\ hear what
your eyes didn't see,
don't
your
'outh'say what
your heart doesn't feel.
WOLVERINE
10 mar
Don't ever tet your ears \ hear what your eyes didn't see, don't your 'outh'say what your heart doesn't feel.
If you aren't somewhat crazy in the head,
I'm afraid we can't be friends.
If you aren't somewhat crazy in the head, I'm afraid we can't be friends.
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply....
"Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls"
(Anyone else hear that?)
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
9 mar
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply.... "Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls" (Anyone else hear that?)
PATIENCE:
WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE MANY WITNESSES.
PATIENCE: WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE MANY WITNESSES.