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All of us right now
WHAT DAY IS IT?
A. MONDAY TUESDAY c. 1982 D. SATURDAY
taniaye taniaye
6 feb
All of us right now WHAT DAY IS IT? A. MONDAY TUESDAY c. 1982 D. SATURDAY
If jealousy had a face.
If jealousy had a face.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY,
MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
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Wanna see the stupidest thing that made me laugh today
kaijuno Follow
Pelvis
kaijuno Follow Wanna see the stupidest thing that made me laugh today kaijuno Follow Pelvis
After I started packaging my trash like this....
Suddenly all my neighbors started respecting me
DarbyChilson DarbyChilson
13 mar
After I started packaging my trash like this.... Suddenly all my neighbors started respecting me
Mom ur making me look small!
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Mom ur making me look small!
TikTOK This is my girl Bella
ATe
COWORKER ACT tixg
SUPERVisop
+ PLEAasg ACT
Up wacke
ATe COWORKER ACT tixg SUPERVisop + PLEAasg ACT Up wacke
WHEN A DEAF GIRL JACKS YOU OFF
IT'S TECHNICALLY ORAL
MaddHatter MaddHatter
18 jun
WHEN A DEAF GIRL JACKS YOU OFF IT'S TECHNICALLY ORAL
What is the difference between
like you,
love you.Buddha answered
"When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..!
One who understand this , understands life .
WOLVERINE
18 mar
What is the difference between like you, love you.Buddha answered "When u like a flower, just pluck it. But when u love a flower, u water it daily..! One who understand this , understands life .
Meat_Head Meat_Head
13 mar
When she's a "Squirter"
POOR in Status but RICH in Nature
humbleLittle humbleLittle
17 mar
POOR in Status but RICH in Nature
Cheating on me is easy.
But learning how to walk after
I shoot you in your kneecaps is hard. Stay loyal or stay limping, pimping.
Unknown Author
Cheating on me is easy. But learning how to walk after I shoot you in your kneecaps is hard. Stay loyal or stay limping, pimping. Unknown Author
Manager: I'm going to need you to start being a little nicer to your co-workers.
Me:
*Yeah, not that*
Manager: I'm going to need you to start being a little nicer to your co-workers. Me: *Yeah, not that*
what I expected my apocalypse outfit to look like vs. how it actually looks
what I expected my apocalypse outfit to look like vs. how it actually looks
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children.
Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on
TV tomorrow.
Si
goodbye4
17 mar
Me before kids: I'll never lie to my children. Me now: Chase from Paw Patrol just texted me and said that if you don't finish your dinner and take a bath he won't be on TV tomorrow. Si
Thank you for this food we are about to eat:.:
Please don't let us get caught.
Thank you for this food we are about to eat:.: Please don't let us get caught.
Damn right I'm gonna sniff it.
JaxDikslinger JaxDikslinger
28 may
Damn right I'm gonna sniff it.
Next time someone asks you
how much you weigh, tell them
We one hundred and sexy.
Ron401 Ron401
15 may
Next time someone asks you how much you weigh, tell them We one hundred and sexy.
You any
dangerous sports?
sometimes
disagree with my wife
JayODell JayODell
25d
You any dangerous sports? sometimes disagree with my wife
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Mark Twain
The lack of money is the root of all evil. Mark Twain