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am raising a son your daughter will be safe with.
promise.
am raising a son your daughter will be safe with. promise.
*doing shots by myself*
ME: "OH SHIT IT'S MY TURN AGAIN"
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17 mar
*doing shots by myself* ME: "OH SHIT IT'S MY TURN AGAIN"
Archie, use your words.
What do you say when someone takes your
truck?
It's my
fucking truck, you thieving little cunt! _
Archie, use your words. What do you say when someone takes your truck? It's my fucking truck, you thieving little cunt! _
Appreciate those who love you.
Help those whoneed you.
Forgive those who hurt you.
those
who vou
Here4thenow Here4thenow
18 mar
Appreciate those who love you. Help those whoneed you. Forgive those who hurt you. those who vou
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC,
BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC, BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
Never wish them pain.
That's not who you are.
If they caused you pain, they must have pain inside.
Wish them healing.
That's what they need.
Najwa Zebian
Never wish them pain. That's not who you are. If they caused you pain, they must have pain inside. Wish them healing. That's what they need. Najwa Zebian
t Matte,
who hurt you, or broke you down, what matters is who made you
Hy Baas Vetntinc?
Here4thenow Here4thenow
10 mar
t Matte, who hurt you, or broke you down, what matters is who made you Hy Baas Vetntinc?
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of
the quarn and can't stop
laughing
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of the quarn and can't stop laughing
During quarantine, and Mom decides to cut your hair.
#donnathecrazycatlady
SueButton
9 mar
During quarantine, and Mom decides to cut your hair. #donnathecrazycatlady
Nothing will give you greater peace than minding your own business.
Mindful Soul
crazychic crazychic
15 mar
Nothing will give you greater peace than minding your own business. Mindful Soul
I will take this body type ove a skinny one any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
10 apr
I will take this body type ove a skinny one any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
I BOUGHT MY DOG A SUIT, I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING!
hie ie Gd
I BOUGHT MY DOG A SUIT, I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING! hie ie Gd
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
WOLVERINE
18 mar
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
aN
WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT,
AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK.
SS
aN WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK. SS
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
13 mar
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
II
WHEN ARE YoU GOING To STop
WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THAT SCIENCE FICTION NONSENSE AND START PEALING NITA REALITY
II WHEN ARE YoU GOING To STop WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THAT SCIENCE FICTION NONSENSE AND START PEALING NITA REALITY
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
5 mar
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.
Stay lazy my friends.
Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
"My sincerest apologies, sir I thought something died in here."
RobertLacy
14 mar
"My sincerest apologies, sir I thought something died in here."
If you see me smiling, it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil
or naughty.
If you see me laughing,
it's because
I've already
done it.
If you see me smiling, it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing, it's because I've already done it.
Some of you don't know what real temptation is... and it shows.
Some of you don't know what real temptation is... and it shows.