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Am single and lonely
Am single and lonely
I got pulled over and told my dog to act normal.
I got pulled over and told my dog to act normal.
"Will you decide what's for dinner for the rest of my life?"
@bonjourbitchesblog
"Will you decide what's for dinner for the rest of my life?" @bonjourbitchesblog
Karen is not messing around with baggage claim shenanigans
MM,
Karen is not messing around with baggage claim shenanigans MM,
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
his first day on the job
jessica8 jessica8
15d
his first day on the job
"Friends with benefits" sounds too formal. I prefer to go
with "hang and bang".
Rikkeej Rikkeej
22 mar
"Friends with benefits" sounds too formal. I prefer to go with "hang and bang".
Nothing will give you greater peace than minding your own business.
Mindful Soul
crazychic crazychic
15 mar
Nothing will give you greater peace than minding your own business. Mindful Soul
STONED"
ILONe
STONED" ILONe
AM GURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
AM GURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
Getting older really sneaks up on you.
My grandson asked me why I had such small
Tupperware containers.
Getting older really sneaks up on you. My grandson asked me why I had such small Tupperware containers.
"your eves leak red you heen
i renliet "your eves lowk wiazedl you heen sating donnis'?
KristinLake KristinLake
4 mar
"your eves leak red you heen i renliet "your eves lowk wiazedl you heen sating donnis'?
A picnic table from old tractor seats, wagon wheels and reclaimed wood!
What do you think?
Veer
BY
creativedesignjoy creativedesignjoy
11 mar
A picnic table from old tractor seats, wagon wheels and reclaimed wood! What do you think? Veer BY
live the thug life, but the T is silent
live the thug life, but the T is silent
U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I'm fucking ugly too
CrashDavis CrashDavis
13 mar
U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I'm fucking ugly too
How the fuck I get played by somebody who wanted me first
How the fuck I get played by somebody who wanted me first
don't know why men go to bars to try and meet women. Go to
Target. The female to male ratio is like
10 and they're already looking for crap they don't need.
don't know why men go to bars to try and meet women. Go to Target. The female to male ratio is like 10 and they're already looking for crap they don't need.
Thought it was a midget with a fat ass
mainSarcasticMuch mainSarcasticMuch
5 jan 2021
Thought it was a midget with a fat ass
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with
them, then you're
an
Ceoroe Carlin
"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with them, then you're an Ceoroe Carlin
MUD,
PUDDLES; TREES,
"STICKS AND TADPOLES :
MUD, PUDDLES; TREES, "STICKS AND TADPOLES :
Peter Pan was an angel that held kid's hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That's why they never grew up. All those kids
Were dead.
BOOM
CHILDHOOD RUINED
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
Peter Pan was an angel that held kid's hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That's why they never grew up. All those kids Were dead. BOOM CHILDHOOD RUINED