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Amazon workers after finding out Jeff Bezos is in space
Amazon workers after finding out Jeff Bezos is in space
He piayed Led Zeppelin
ahd ie next thing I know
pok ad
He piayed Led Zeppelin ahd ie next thing I know pok ad
THE AWARO
GET
EST AT SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL IKING
THE AWARO GET EST AT SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL IKING
How did you find your steak, sir?
I just looked next to the potatoes
and there it was.
How did you find your steak, sir? I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.
My cat will never forgive me for petting another cat.
My parents never wanted cats, This stray and her kitten decided otherwise! Now obviously they have two cats
EATERS
My parents never wanted cats, This stray and her kitten decided otherwise! Now obviously they have two cats EATERS
WAY TO
REALLY ARE
HAVE YOU EVER GONE OUT YOUR WAY TO HELP SOMEONE AND THEN FIND OUT HOW UNGRATEFUL THEY
WARBUXCENT WARBUXCENT
27 jun
WAY TO REALLY ARE HAVE YOU EVER GONE OUT YOUR WAY TO HELP SOMEONE AND THEN FIND OUT HOW UNGRATEFUL THEY
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy"
me after lunch:
"these are your best years, you're young and full of energy" me after lunch:
My family needs prayers.
Just found out my grandpa is addicted to
Viagra..
No one is taking it harder than grandma.
preparedgoodti preparedgoodti
18 mar
My family needs prayers. Just found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.. No one is taking it harder than grandma.
am raising a son your daughter will be safe with.
promise.
am raising a son your daughter will be safe with. promise.
WHO GREW UP WATCHING
RUDOLPH EVERY CHRISTMAS?
back_grew back_grew
16 mar
WHO GREW UP WATCHING RUDOLPH EVERY CHRISTMAS?
MAN SHOT AFTER THROWING SHOE AT ROACH
DETROIT SEA SIDE
Fuck around and find out
MAN SHOT AFTER THROWING SHOE AT ROACH DETROIT SEA SIDE Fuck around and find out
a dirty mind, a playful heart, and aloving soul. Wouldnt that be an amazing combination:
cynicallove cynicallove
16 mar
a dirty mind, a playful heart, and aloving soul. Wouldnt that be an amazing combination:
WHEN YOUR KIDS ARE TOO OLD, BUT THEY STILL WANT AN EASTER BASKET
WHEN YOUR KIDS ARE TOO OLD, BUT THEY STILL WANT AN EASTER BASKET
You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.
TopHat TopHat
8 mar
You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY,
MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
I don't drink caffeine to wake up,
I wake up to drink caffeine.
I don't drink caffeine to wake up, I wake up to drink caffeine.
There's no storm that God won't carry you through. No bridge that God won't help you cross. No battle that God won't help you win. No heartache that God won't help you let go of. He is SO much bigger than anything you will face today.
Leave everything in His hands and embrace this day confidently knowing that He
WILL take care of you.
Sugran
24 mar
There's no storm that God won't carry you through. No bridge that God won't help you cross. No battle that God won't help you win. No heartache that God won't help you let go of. He is SO much bigger than anything you will face today. Leave everything in His hands and embrace this day confidently knowing that He WILL take care of you.
You don't need money or gold to be rich.
All you need is
God in your life.
You don't need money or gold to be rich. All you need is God in your life.
sofla
i like it when cats do this with their face idk why
sofla i like it when cats do this with their face idk why