An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices man
Drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das
Die Khe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have pooped in it"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.
Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"