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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!". The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two
12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter,
where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed
The moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior moment... make it memorable.
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!". The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed The moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior moment... make it memorable.
Tip your server.
Return your shopping cart.
Pick up a piece of trash.
Hold the door for the person behind you. Let someone
into your lane. Small acts can have rinnie affact
Tip your server. Return your shopping cart. Pick up a piece of trash. Hold the door for the person behind you. Let someone into your lane. Small acts can have rinnie affact
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG
Let's get the hell outta here
kingash72 kingash72
18 mar
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG Let's get the hell outta here
ME: I think it's time I get my life in order.
MORGAN FREEMAN: But she would not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk that night and fought a raccoon.
ME: I think it's time I get my life in order. MORGAN FREEMAN: But she would not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk that night and fought a raccoon.
All of our daughters should be told this daily!
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
It does not matter if I'm short or tall...
if skinny legs or my hips are wide...
It only matters who am inside...
Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green...
I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen...
en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts...
The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
All of our daughters should be told this daily! Mirror, mirror on the wall... It does not matter if I'm short or tall... if skinny legs or my hips are wide... It only matters who am inside... Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green... I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen... en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts... The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is
better than
fleetingwize fleetingwize
12 mar
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than
SEE THAT DOWN THERE?
NEITHER DO I, BUT IT'S PROBABLY DEAD
JayODell JayODell
10d
SEE THAT DOWN THERE? NEITHER DO I, BUT IT'S PROBABLY DEAD
No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all.
Integrity is everything.
Wisdom
Quotes
No matter how educated, talented, rich or cool you believe you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all. Integrity is everything. Wisdom Quotes
Does anyone still cook
Roast,
Potatoes,
Onions, and
Carrots anvmore7?
Does anyone still cook Roast, Potatoes, Onions, and Carrots anvmore7?
I'm the kind of person
SS Who doesn't talk to others until they talk to me first.
I'm the kind of person SS Who doesn't talk to others until they talk to me first.
love unlikely friendships like this it's so cute
CKOUU HEWS! YOIRE MaT
YOU'RE WST A FUCKIN BITCH
pauliep pauliep
29d
CKOUU HEWS! YOIRE MaT YOU'RE WST A FUCKIN BITCH
This dog is a HERO!!
Jack is pictured with some of his cards and parcels.
Image: Ciara Wilkinson
Over 1,000 birthday cards for boy (9) with rare disease who had to cancel his birthday party
Jack is pictured with some of his cards and parcels. Image: Ciara Wilkinson Over 1,000 birthday cards for boy (9) with rare disease who had to cancel his birthday party
SOMETIMES LIFE JUST SUCKS THE JELLY
RIGHT OUT OF YOUR DOUGHNUT.
SOMETIMES LIFE JUST SUCKS THE JELLY RIGHT OUT OF YOUR DOUGHNUT.
Teacher: Why did you cheat on the test?
Student: Why did you cheat on your husband?
The class:
Teacher: Why did you cheat on the test? Student: Why did you cheat on your husband? The class:
SUNSETS
Have nothing to do with why I posted this picture
Reddog999 Reddog999
9d
SUNSETS Have nothing to do with why I posted this picture
Something we never talk about when it comes to heing an adult is how much we debate keeping
a cardboard box because you know a really good box.
Something we never talk about when it comes to heing an adult is how much we debate keeping a cardboard box because you know a really good box.
Beautiful morning
AlixLynx AlixLynx
9 jun
Beautiful morning
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating
5 times the suggested serving size.
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.