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AN INVISIBLE MAN MARRIED AN INVISIBLE WOMAN
THEIR KIDS WEREN'T MUCH TO LOOK AT EITHER
bigwoody bigwoody
7 mar
AN INVISIBLE MAN MARRIED AN INVISIBLE WOMAN THEIR KIDS WEREN'T MUCH TO LOOK AT EITHER
DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUADLY-
-EAT Fried Potatoes And
DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUADLY- -EAT Fried Potatoes And
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you
- Princess Diana
mandeeh mandeeh
16 jun
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you - Princess Diana
When girls say: get my weed for free"
Cristo70
20 may
When girls say: get my weed for free"
If you're happy and you know it, what combination of prescription medication are you on?
If you're happy and you know it, what combination of prescription medication are you on?
Guin Walmart.
You aced anything?
Sadiegurl Sadiegurl
27 feb
Guin Walmart. You aced anything?
The steaks have never been higher
The steaks have never been higher
EVERYONE WANTS THE TRUTH BUT NO ONE WANT: iS TO BE HONEST.
EVERYONE WANTS THE TRUTH BUT NO ONE WANT: iS TO BE HONEST.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
7 mar
White men can't jump? Be
\ NOSE NOT
WEAR
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
17 feb
\ NOSE NOT WEAR
Staying at an AirBnB and I woke up to their kitten this morning licking my face. Instant 5 star review
idlesarcatsmcats idlesarcatsmcats
11 mar
Staying at an AirBnB and I woke up to their kitten this morning licking my face. Instant 5 star review
10. "My other co-worker for the next
3 weeks. She has no regard for social distancing."
10. "My other co-worker for the next 3 weeks. She has no regard for social distancing."
It's okay that you don't know how to move on. Start with something easier... like not going back.
UNKNOWN
JennyGoff
8 mar
It's okay that you don't know how to move on. Start with something easier... like not going back. UNKNOWN
From A Tie When The World
Wasn't So Bamn Soft
dregone dregone
11 mar
From A Tie When The World Wasn't So Bamn Soft
Kristin
@FeralCrone
When I told my parents over
the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said "Have you tried euthanasia?" and in the background my mom yelled "For the last time, its echinacea!"
PM 30 Dec 17
Kristin @FeralCrone When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said "Have you tried euthanasia?" and in the background my mom yelled "For the last time, its echinacea!" PM 30 Dec 17
Shit
Creek
WELL ELL IT FINALLY,
FOUND)
RJ71
5 mar
Shit Creek WELL ELL IT FINALLY, FOUND)
If a theif forces you to take money out of an ATM, do not argue or resist.
What you do is punch in your pin # backwards. EX: if its 1234, you type
4321.When you do that, the money will come out but will be stuck in the slot. The machine will immediately alert the local police without the robbers knowledge & begin taking photos of the suspect.
Every ATM has the feature. Stay safe.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
If a theif forces you to take money out of an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you do is punch in your pin # backwards. EX: if its 1234, you type 4321.When you do that, the money will come out but will be stuck in the slot. The machine will immediately alert the local police without the robbers knowledge & begin taking photos of the suspect. Every ATM has the feature. Stay safe.
My superpower is picking the
slowest moving line at the grocery store.
My superpower is picking the slowest moving line at the grocery store.
en you get your way but you're still pissed.
KarenBeth KarenBeth
8d
en you get your way but you're still pissed.
HOW MANY OF YOU REMEMBER THIS?
goodsmush goodsmush
17 mar
HOW MANY OF YOU REMEMBER THIS?
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie
Net
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie Net