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An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
5 mar
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
lam who lam.
Your approval is isn't needed! ~
{ ey W,'
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
lam who lam. Your approval is isn't needed! ~ { ey W,'
Nobody sneaks up on me. NOBODY!
rodney219 rodney219
7 mar
Nobody sneaks up on me. NOBODY!
Julia Carrie Wong
the most important thing I've learned
as an adult is that you can always just respond "fair enough" and go on with your day
Julia Carrie Wong the most important thing I've learned as an adult is that you can always just respond "fair enough" and go on with your day
When coworkers say "just be yourself"!
So Why? can get fired?
When coworkers say "just be yourself"! So Why? can get fired?
A visual representation of the amount of times my phone has autocorrected to duck
PapaLegba PapaLegba
1 jun
A visual representation of the amount of times my phone has autocorrected to duck
GUYS I'M GONNA TRY MY
BEST
BUTIT'S A F CHING RADIOACTIVE DINGSAUR
GUYS I'M GONNA TRY MY BEST BUTIT'S A F CHING RADIOACTIVE DINGSAUR
A person who has nothing to lose wii: help you lose everything you eve: worked for.
Choose your company wisely!
Wolfmann Wolfmann
24 mar
A person who has nothing to lose wii: help you lose everything you eve: worked for. Choose your company wisely!
Date a girl who wear glasses.
It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off.
Xavier
Wash off her Makeup and then you date
3 girls
Date a girl who wear glasses. It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off. Xavier Wash off her Makeup and then you date 3 girls
Don't compare your life to others. There's no comparison between the sun and the moon. They
shine when it's their time.
none8
15 mar
Don't compare your life to others. There's no comparison between the sun and the moon. They shine when it's their time.
I will take this body type ove a skinny one any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
10 apr
I will take this body type ove a skinny one any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
THESUN.CO.UK
Confused pigeon spotted guarding a box of Cadbury chocolate eggs at Tesco
THESUN.CO.UK Confused pigeon spotted guarding a box of Cadbury chocolate eggs at Tesco
PATIENCE:
WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE MANY WITNESSES.
PATIENCE: WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN THERE ARE MANY WITNESSES.
It's okay that you don't know how to move on. Start with something easier... like not going back.
UNKNOWN
JennyGoff
8 mar
It's okay that you don't know how to move on. Start with something easier... like not going back. UNKNOWN
@24HOURSUCCESS
When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass
id
@24HOURSUCCESS When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass id
Dating Eexts: Baby, I dont' Feel: good.
Married texts: Ive
had diarrhea seven
Limes today,
Dating Eexts: Baby, I dont' Feel: good. Married texts: Ive had diarrhea seven Limes today,
Hey, I told you I Yeah, but you was part Chihuahua! didrit say that part.
Hey, I told you I Yeah, but you was part Chihuahua! didrit say that part.
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY
IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
YOUR MAMA'S COOCHIE HAIRY IT WAS A GUEST STAR ON DUCK DYNASTY
"TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW AGAIN.
YOU RESCUED ME
Anna_Collins
21 may
"TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW AGAIN. YOU RESCUED ME
WHO ELSE IS READY FOR SUNSETS,
BONFIRES, AND WARM WEATHER?
Here4thenow Here4thenow
12 mar
WHO ELSE IS READY FOR SUNSETS, BONFIRES, AND WARM WEATHER?
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is