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Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
14 mar
Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins
Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say the fucker was as surprised as
I was..
Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say the fucker was as surprised as I was..
"your eves leak red you heen
i renliet "your eves lowk wiazedl you heen sating donnis'?
KristinLake KristinLake
4 mar
"your eves leak red you heen i renliet "your eves lowk wiazedl you heen sating donnis'?
"Money isnt everything"
"Peaple-make a big deal about Money. its overrated"
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
20 mar
"Money isnt everything" "Peaple-make a big deal about Money. its overrated"
At some point beer was involved
harmoniousgroups harmoniousgroups
16 mar
At some point beer was involved
When you try to leave the morning after and she asks what you want for breakfast
I have to return some videotapes.
When you try to leave the morning after and she asks what you want for breakfast I have to return some videotapes.
You (AN ALL (oME
oT Now..
HA MY (OF FEE.
You (AN ALL (oME oT Now.. HA MY (OF FEE.
Does she like me?
Or is she selling something?
Does she like me? Or is she selling something?
I'm sorry that i eep staring at you
oh hey there
its just that..
I'm sorry that i eep staring at you oh hey there its just that..
David Woodland
@DavidSven
We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page
chapter books.
I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
David Woodland @DavidSven We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books. I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
should try acupuncture for stress
ME:
should try acupuncture for stress ME:
Wanna piss your neighbors off? Drag this down the street at 2 AM.
AshleeRyin AshleeRyin
27d
Wanna piss your neighbors off? Drag this down the street at 2 AM.
will leave such an imprint on _your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.
will leave such an imprint on _your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.
My superpower is picking the
slowest moving line at the grocery store.
My superpower is picking the slowest moving line at the grocery store.
Be yourself, because an original
is FB MOTIVATIONAL OTE than
MOTIVATIONAL OTE
Be yourself, because an original is FB MOTIVATIONAL OTE than MOTIVATIONAL OTE
Archie, use your words.
What do you say when someone takes your
truck?
It's my
fucking truck, you thieving little cunt! _
Archie, use your words. What do you say when someone takes your truck? It's my fucking truck, you thieving little cunt! _
Napping is such a gamble. You might wake up feeling refreshed, or you might wake up like
Napping is such a gamble. You might wake up feeling refreshed, or you might wake up like
Some of the best advice
I've been given:
"Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
Some of the best advice I've been given: "Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice."
If you remember this, your childhood was awesome
If you remember this, your childhood was awesome
colton
@coltondoe
this exactly how planning shit with my friends goes
Let's do something
Like what
Delivered
pubitystonks pubitystonks
18 mar
colton @coltondoe this exactly how planning shit with my friends goes Let's do something Like what Delivered
Wuen PETTING cATS...
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE THEIR MURDER BUTTON
Wuen PETTING cATS... BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE THEIR MURDER BUTTON