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And god told Adam
You are the first creature.
Adam: What about that thing over there?
God: I don't know man she was already there when I got here
taniaye taniaye
13 mar
And god told Adam You are the first creature. Adam: What about that thing over there? God: I don't know man she was already there when I got here
Her: can you call me cab?
Bartender: you're a cab
Her: can you call me cab? Bartender: you're a cab
HEY LOOK MADE A SEX TAPE.
Ihateliberals Ihateliberals
8 mar
HEY LOOK MADE A SEX TAPE.
"How was your year
Me:
"How was your year Me:
The awkward moment when you realize there is only one person in this photo.
moody_groups moody_groups
16 mar
The awkward moment when you realize there is only one person in this photo.
How You Can Tell-When
Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
How You Can Tell-When Mom Has Had A Bad Week.
fully intend to haunt people when I die.
I have a list.
fully intend to haunt people when I die. I have a list.
MEN DONT.LISTEN RECAUSE
TITS DONT TALK
MEN DONT.LISTEN RECAUSE TITS DONT TALK
FACTOROID
In 1990, Muhammad Ali saved the lives of 15 U.S hostages in Iraq by going there and negotiating with Saddam Hussein by himself, ignoring warnings from the government and his family.
FACTOROID In 1990, Muhammad Ali saved the lives of 15 U.S hostages in Iraq by going there and negotiating with Saddam Hussein by himself, ignoring warnings from the government and his family.
I'm not anti-social.
I'm anti-bullshit.
aliciap aliciap
25 mar
I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.
That one friend that's too weird for you
too handle
That one friend that's too weird for you too handle
Hero 5-year-old pulls his 2-year-old sister from house fire then goes back in to rescue his family and his dog
Gglobalpositivenews
Hero 5-year-old pulls his 2-year-old sister from house fire then goes back in to rescue his family and his dog Gglobalpositivenews
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest
Ss
AS
The less likely you are able to remember her face
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest Ss AS The less likely you are able to remember her face
When you are the last
Cat built for the day
are
When you are the last Cat built for the day are
If you could sit on this bench and chat for hour with anyone who would it be?
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
8 mar
If you could sit on this bench and chat for hour with anyone who would it be?
Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of
Worcestershire Sauce?
PERRI I
; ~
CesTERSH!
" SAUCE
AL
DDivya DDivya
18 mar
Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire Sauce? PERRI I ; ~ CesTERSH! " SAUCE AL
WOULD YOU EVER EAT PANCAKES FOR SUPPER?
tips_4_home_birb tips_4_home_birb
13 mar
WOULD YOU EVER EAT PANCAKES FOR SUPPER?
The 1970s
Smart Phone
Never lost
Convenient one-finger dialling
Infinite battery life
Universal ringtone
Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know
Contact list storage on notepad under the phone
Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver
No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it
No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note
Group chat available through party line
The 1970s Smart Phone Never lost Convenient one-finger dialling Infinite battery life Universal ringtone Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know Contact list storage on notepad under the phone Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note Group chat available through party line
when you're re forced photos to take family photos
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
when you're re forced photos to take family photos
Just heard cum referred to as
"high fructose
porn syrup' and
my life will never be the same.
Just heard cum referred to as "high fructose porn syrup' and my life will never be the same.