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AND MOM WOULD SAY,
WIPE THAT LOOK OFF YOUR FACE BEFORE I DO!
Did anyone else grow up ina household when rolling your eyes was considered talking back?
AND MOM WOULD SAY, WIPE THAT LOOK OFF YOUR FACE BEFORE I DO! Did anyone else grow up ina household when rolling your eyes was considered talking back?
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the th grade.
claras claras
21 jun
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the th grade.
Fellow
Ben
Every year.
EVERY YEAR.
Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw one.
Fellow Ben Every year. EVERY YEAR. Charlie always thinks the clementines are balls and just stares waiting for you to throw one.
worstpetofday worstpetofday
14 mar
It's vet time! The look on Penny's face is priceless!
People with good intentions make promises, people with integrity them.
People with good intentions make promises, people with integrity them.
*There is ho weapon more
cleaelliy than the will.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
*There is ho weapon more cleaelliy than the will.
I think this is the cutest video I've ever seen @
Unknown
@unknown
If you see me happy, please leave me alone.
really deserve this shit.
I'TheMindsJournal
Unknown @unknown If you see me happy, please leave me alone. really deserve this shit. I'TheMindsJournal
THESUN.CO.UK
Confused pigeon spotted guarding a box of Cadbury chocolate eggs at Tesco
THESUN.CO.UK Confused pigeon spotted guarding a box of Cadbury chocolate eggs at Tesco
Having a bad day?
Check this out
taniaye taniaye
7 mar
Having a bad day? Check this out
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
Metz843 Metz843
10 mar
refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
MAY YOUR COFFEE BE STRONGER THAN
YOUR DAUGHTER'S ATTITUDE
MAY YOUR COFFEE BE STRONGER THAN YOUR DAUGHTER'S ATTITUDE
WELCOME TO
WHAT IN CORNDOG HELL GOING ON HERE?
kc517 kc517
24 mar
WELCOME TO WHAT IN CORNDOG HELL GOING ON HERE?
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START
LOSING THE BATTLE...
puffyplanet puffyplanet
20 mar
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START LOSING THE BATTLE...
Better to live a day as lion than 100 years
as a sheep.
The Suecess Club
Gargoyle Gargoyle
22 mar
Better to live a day as lion than 100 years as a sheep. The Suecess Club
SIR, IF AM TO BE INSULTED
MUST FIRST VALUE YOUR NPINION
SIR, IF AM TO BE INSULTED MUST FIRST VALUE YOUR NPINION
"Describe yourself in three words"
Me:
Meat_Head Meat_Head
12 mar
"Describe yourself in three words" Me:
Kathleen
I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me
26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies!
He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
Kathleen I mailed a picture of me delivering twins to the OBGYN who delivered me 26 years ago and said hey, a baby you delivered is now delivering babies! He googled me, called my residency program coordinator, and then we talked on the phone as colleagues for almost 40 min. #obgyntwitter
"BEER: It's the best damn
drink in the world."
-JACK NICHOLSON
"BEER: It's the best damn drink in the world." -JACK NICHOLSON
WORKS GREAT
I CAN FEEL THE COLD AIR ALREADY
GregGlesk
25 feb
WORKS GREAT I CAN FEEL THE COLD AIR ALREADY
It Was Never My
Enemies Had
To Watch Out
For It Was The
Ones Screaming
Love You
It Was Never My Enemies Had To Watch Out For It Was The Ones Screaming Love You