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AND THIS MY FRIENDS HOW I ENDED UP IN THE STORM DRAIN
Jfr1018
21 apr
AND THIS MY FRIENDS HOW I ENDED UP IN THE STORM DRAIN
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WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT,
AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK.
SS
aN WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK. SS
ME: LET'S WATCH A MOVIE! ME, FIVE MINUTES LATER:
Direct Deposit : $1,400
Me at the dollar tree :
KAAKKA
N8er N8er
18 mar
Direct Deposit : $1,400 Me at the dollar tree : KAAKKA
MEALS ON IEALS ON
MEALS ON IEALS ON
WHEN THE CAT IS PLOTTING TO KILL YOU AND THE DOG IS TRYING TO WARN YOU...
Alband Alband
7 mar
WHEN THE CAT IS PLOTTING TO KILL YOU AND THE DOG IS TRYING TO WARN YOU...
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS,
THIGHS AND LEGS,
SEND HIM KFC.
YOU'RE A LADY, NOT
CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE
Gargoyle Gargoyle
25 mar
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS, THIGHS AND LEGS, SEND HIM KFC. YOU'RE A LADY, NOT CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE
The reason why you haven't found your soul mate is because maybe you don't have a soul.
The reason why you haven't found your soul mate is because maybe you don't have a soul.
Me: it's medicinal
Cop: first of all... that's a prostitute
Me: it's my emotional support hooker
mack10 mack10
5 jun
Me: it's medicinal Cop: first of all... that's a prostitute Me: it's my emotional support hooker
He's so small he can sneak through the
fence, so he must wear the escape-proof wiener bun of shame at potty time
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
He's so small he can sneak through the fence, so he must wear the escape-proof wiener bun of shame at potty time
That's the only time I wear mask@
TedVinceGal TedVinceGal
13 mar
That's the only time I wear mask@
IF HER LEGS AREN'T SHAKING WHEN YOU ARE DONE
YOU'RE NOT DONE
320solutions 320solutions
15 apr
IF HER LEGS AREN'T SHAKING WHEN YOU ARE DONE YOU'RE NOT DONE
This dog buys a cookie at the campus everyday at the snack bar and pays with a leaf
This dog buys a cookie at the campus everyday at the snack bar and pays with a leaf
HANDS UP IF YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
SS
HANDS UP IF YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT. SS
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START
LOSING THE BATTLE...
puffyplanet puffyplanet
20 mar
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START LOSING THE BATTLE...
Who's been to ISS before don't lie
Who's been to ISS before don't lie
DUDES IN TEXAS
WHEN SHOWS A COUPLE INCHES
ORIVING THEI 36 YEOROLB SHITBOK HONDA THROUGH THE QABLIZZARD
DUDES IN TEXAS WHEN SHOWS A COUPLE INCHES ORIVING THEI 36 YEOROLB SHITBOK HONDA THROUGH THE QABLIZZARD
It's sucha
"blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
It's sucha "blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
WHO LOVED THIS MOVIE?
goodsmush goodsmush
13 mar
WHO LOVED THIS MOVIE?
Manager: I'm going to need you to start being a little nicer to your co-workers.
Me:
*Yeah, not that*
Manager: I'm going to need you to start being a little nicer to your co-workers. Me: *Yeah, not that*
Try ignoring me now thirsty human
Try ignoring me now thirsty human