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might be = difficult at times but i'm loyal as fuck and great in bed, So...
app might be = difficult at times but i'm loyal as fuck and great in bed, So...
"Her boobs are too big, and that's too much whiskey."
Said no man ever.
pucknut9 pucknut9
1 apr
"Her boobs are too big, and that's too much whiskey." Said no man ever.
WHY THE FUCK ARE BRA'S SO EXPENSIVE? ALL THEY DO IS HOLD BOOBS...
I'D HOLD THOSE PUPPIES FOR FREE!
DarianSeiler DarianSeiler
10 jun
WHY THE FUCK ARE BRA'S SO EXPENSIVE? ALL THEY DO IS HOLD BOOBS... I'D HOLD THOSE PUPPIES FOR FREE!
Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her
third promotion this year,
don't know how she does it!
planetoddyssey planetoddyssey
20 mar
Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her third promotion this year, don't know how she does it!
My reaction to pretty much everything these days
the fuck
22toomany 22toomany
12 mar
My reaction to pretty much everything these days the fuck
600,
_LONDON
FRANCE
sadgroups3 sadgroups3
16 mar
600, _LONDON FRANCE
DON'T COUNT THE DAYS;
MAKE
DON'T COUNT THE DAYS; MAKE
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
When you're horny and ready to try out all those positions you saw on porn but you can't because your boyfriend is lame asf and has a short
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD)
TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
Seraphim Seraphim
8 mar
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD) TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
like sit downs better than
like sit downs better than
What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's
sodiumannie sodiumannie
3 may
What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's
OMG....15 THAT
PENPIE HAIR?
OMG....15 THAT PENPIE HAIR?
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
Authorities cannot be more specific than this.
NOT
PARTNER'S PRIVATE
DRIVING!
Authorities cannot be more specific than this. NOT PARTNER'S PRIVATE DRIVING!
ANY STAR WARS FANS OUT THERE
Baggs
11 may
ANY STAR WARS FANS OUT THERE
9 OUT OF 10 MEN LIKE BIG BOOBS
THE OTHER PREFERS THE 9
TonyMcclenahan TonyMcclenahan
30 apr
9 OUT OF 10 MEN LIKE BIG BOOBS THE OTHER PREFERS THE 9
logicalHumor logicalHumor
20 mar
think your parrot is broken
when u smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died
70sguy 70sguy
14 jun
when u smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died
Sarcastic Mommy
@sarcasticmommy4
Sent my husband to the store &
then turned off my phone because it's time to teach independence.
Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Sent my husband to the store & then turned off my phone because it's time to teach independence.
I don't know exactly what was goin, but this Party Looks Epic
Skuntpunch Skuntpunch
12d
I don't know exactly what was goin, but this Party Looks Epic