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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yea.. is that the floor or the coffee table ?
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
1 may
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yea.. is that the floor or the coffee table ?
When your pp is small but you still line up for the gangbang
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
12 mar
When your pp is small but you still line up for the gangbang
Christian FunnyBones tle @_ChristianLOL
This year for lent I will try to give up using Star Wars quotes. I mean, I will do or do not...there is no try.
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
Christian FunnyBones tle @_ChristianLOL This year for lent I will try to give up using Star Wars quotes. I mean, I will do or do not...there is no try. AM - - Twitter for iPhone
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me
Karen
amybunker2005
9 mar
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me Karen
Army veteran pulls his semi-truck over on the highway to pay respects to a WWII veteran's funeral procession
ing Mts
RESPECT
CalDon83 CalDon83
15 jun
Army veteran pulls his semi-truck over on the highway to pay respects to a WWII veteran's funeral procession ing Mts RESPECT
live the thug life, but the T is silent
live the thug life, but the T is silent
I THINK I MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ALADDIN MOVIE
WETINK1 WETINK1
18 jun
I THINK I MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ALADDIN MOVIE
Me buying 20 loaves because cutting them is satisfying
can't wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay
Jester13 Jester13
8 mar
can't wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay
One of my biggest faults
is that when I ask someone their name,
I forget to listen to what their name ts.
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name ts.
Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
Taking a dog named SHARK to the beach is a very bad idea...
Taking a dog named SHARK to the beach is a very bad idea...
THESUN.CO.UK
Confused pigeon spotted guarding a box of Cadbury chocolate eggs at Tesco
THESUN.CO.UK Confused pigeon spotted guarding a box of Cadbury chocolate eggs at Tesco
ardi B makes music for girls who say "my kid are my world" when the I
grandmother has custod
crazychic crazychic
19 mar
ardi B makes music for girls who say "my kid are my world" when the I grandmother has custod
We got distracted and killer took our nuggets and ran!
We got distracted and killer took our nuggets and ran!
WE'LL LET HIM STAY FOR A FEW DAYS, UNTIL WE FIND HIM A NEW HOME
cr1spy_ep1c cr1spy_ep1c
20 mar
WE'LL LET HIM STAY FOR A FEW DAYS, UNTIL WE FIND HIM A NEW HOME
"My sincerest apologies, sir I thought something died in here."
RobertLacy
14 mar
"My sincerest apologies, sir I thought something died in here."
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance.
Operator: What's your location?
Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street.
Operator: Can you spell that for me?
Man: (long awkward pause)
Operator: Sir? Are you there?
Man: I'm gonna drag him over to
Pine street and call right back.
hiimpetty hiimpetty
5 mar
Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance. Operator: What's your location? Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street. Operator: Can you spell that for me? Man: (long awkward pause) Operator: Sir? Are you there? Man: I'm gonna drag him over to Pine street and call right back.
One lie
is enough to question all truths.
320solutions 320solutions
26 apr
One lie is enough to question all truths.
SHOT MY FIRST TURKEY TODAY
IT SURE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF EVERVONE IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION
JayODell JayODell
17d
SHOT MY FIRST TURKEY TODAY IT SURE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF EVERVONE IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION