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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Yea.. is that the floor or the coffee table ?
ItsaBadSign ItsaBadSign
1 may
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yea.. is that the floor or the coffee table ?
If you mix Tabasco in with your hand sanitizer, it will not only kill germs, but will also teach you hot to touch your face and eyes.
Follow meieniore tins.
If you mix Tabasco in with your hand sanitizer, it will not only kill germs, but will also teach you hot to touch your face and eyes. Follow meieniore tins.
Look at iy lad
He's iiirowing a iantrum missed ie bali
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
22 apr
Look at iy lad He's iiirowing a iantrum missed ie bali
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
cf Tik Tok othe tan
LOOKED SO DAMN EASY WHEN THE HORSE plp
LukeEller LukeEller
15 mar
LOOKED SO DAMN EASY WHEN THE HORSE plp
The distorian I
A 9,000 year old skeleton was recently found inside a cave in Cheddar, England, and was nicknamed "Cheddar Man".
His DNA was tested and it was discovered that a living relative was teaching history about a mile away, tracing back nearly
300 aenerations.
The distorian I A 9,000 year old skeleton was recently found inside a cave in Cheddar, England, and was nicknamed "Cheddar Man". His DNA was tested and it was discovered that a living relative was teaching history about a mile away, tracing back nearly 300 aenerations.
on your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.
Assassinator Assassinator
17 feb
on your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.
YOUR PANTS SAY YOGA
BUT YOUR ASS SAYS MCDONALDS!
PapaLegba PapaLegba
9 jun
YOUR PANTS SAY YOGA BUT YOUR ASS SAYS MCDONALDS!
Times are tough. Even Mona
Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
funny_girl funny_girl
14 apr
Times are tough. Even Mona Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
hate when the voices
In my head silent
You never knoW What those little
hate when the voices In my head silent You never knoW What those little
LOOKS GREAT...
UNTIL THE ROOMBA
ACCIDENTALLY SUNMONS ADEMON
LOOKS GREAT... UNTIL THE ROOMBA ACCIDENTALLY SUNMONS ADEMON
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.
Dalai Lama
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new. Dalai Lama
Bob Janke
@Bob_Janke
Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
Bob Janke @Bob_Janke Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
*shopping for patio furniture*
Customer: do you have something that will piss off my vegan neighbors?
Salesman: say no more
*shopping for patio furniture* Customer: do you have something that will piss off my vegan neighbors? Salesman: say no more
WHAT YOU ALLOW WHAT WILL CONTINUE.
ty
WHAT YOU ALLOW WHAT WILL CONTINUE. ty
i fuckin' HATE mixed signals. like do you wanna lick toaster strudel frosting off my titties or leave me on read for hours??? idk
i fuckin' HATE mixed signals. like do you wanna lick toaster strudel frosting off my titties or leave me on read for hours??? idk
The Beast ie Boys didnt fight for your right to party so you could drink White Claws
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
26 dec 2020
The Beast ie Boys didnt fight for your right to party so you could drink White Claws
When you flush at a friends house and the water starts rising
When you flush at a friends house and the water starts rising
ar,
They said they are grilling
hotdogs!
RobertCrowley RobertCrowley
18 mar
ar, They said they are grilling hotdogs!
People can't use you if you're useless
People can't use you if you're useless
Apparently, running around Walmart with an Alka-Selter In my mouth yelling:
"THE VACCINE ISN'T WORKING!"
Apparently, running around Walmart with an Alka-Selter In my mouth yelling: "THE VACCINE ISN'T WORKING!"