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Ash Warner
Don't you love how every picture of pandas is chaos
Ash Warner Don't you love how every picture of pandas is chaos
I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKED THE SOAP...
NEVER WALK OUT OF A PUBLIC RESTROOM SMELLING YOUR FINGERS.
I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKED THE SOAP... NEVER WALK OUT OF A PUBLIC RESTROOM SMELLING YOUR FINGERS.
Looking for someone to help shovel out my car. Please....
'At'
DrHurtt DrHurtt
19 mar
Looking for someone to help shovel out my car. Please.... 'At'
LOOKS GREAT...
UNTIL THE ROOMBA
ACCIDENTALLY SUNMONS ADEMON
LOOKS GREAT... UNTIL THE ROOMBA ACCIDENTALLY SUNMONS ADEMON
When I tell Amos to sits, he sits. Doesn't matter where. Doesn't matter when.
He just. Sits.
Niceo Niceo
11 may
When I tell Amos to sits, he sits. Doesn't matter where. Doesn't matter when. He just. Sits.
really need to live healthier"
me at
really need to live healthier" me at
pubitystonks pubitystonks
19 mar
This is how I make my promo videos...
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my bae look like Rihanna
You spelled Bill Cosby wrong bruh
dregone dregone
13 mar
my bae look like Rihanna You spelled Bill Cosby wrong bruh
WHY DO PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES THINK SHOULD CABE ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK
WANTED ABVIGE
SOMEQNE WHO CHASES A CALL AASM MY DUE.
com
MACPHOTON MACPHOTON
16 jun
WHY DO PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES THINK SHOULD CABE ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK WANTED ABVIGE SOMEQNE WHO CHASES A CALL AASM MY DUE. com
"This mirror makes me look ripped."
4
"This mirror makes me look ripped." 4
"I like your personality*
Me: Thanks I have like 3 more
"I like your personality* Me: Thanks I have like 3 more
TODAY'S CHILDREN DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS. DID ANYONE ELSE GROW UP PLAYING WITH ONE?
JodieTroupe JodieTroupe
8 mar
TODAY'S CHILDREN DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS. DID ANYONE ELSE GROW UP PLAYING WITH ONE?
Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her
third promotion this year,
don't know how she does it!
planetoddyssey planetoddyssey
20 mar
Congratulations to my friend Debbie on her third promotion this year, don't know how she does it!
Hello?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you
No problem are you robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old
me i'm 22
what's you job?
basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me
Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later
promise me that it will stay
between us OK
Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
26 feb
Hello? i'm fine thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you No problem are you robot? How old are you? 4 thousand years old me i'm 22 what's you job? basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun? me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now? Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul I'm alone in my room and naked, you want to see me Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later promise me that it will stay between us OK Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life
If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life
When you are trying to read the subtitles & watch the movie at the same time.
When you are trying to read the subtitles & watch the movie at the same time.
let me iell you
Where YOu Gan your Easter eugs
SueButton
4 apr
let me iell you Where YOu Gan your Easter eugs
All of our daughters should be told this daily!
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
It does not matter if I'm short or tall...
if skinny legs or my hips are wide...
It only matters who am inside...
Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green...
I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen...
en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts...
The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
All of our daughters should be told this daily! Mirror, mirror on the wall... It does not matter if I'm short or tall... if skinny legs or my hips are wide... It only matters who am inside... Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green... I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen... en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts... The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
New!
Wipe AND Wax
Toilet paper!
New! Wipe AND Wax Toilet paper!
Dad: "We're not getting a dog" Dad once we've got a dog: