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The older I get, the more often I find myself hesitating to throw out a used
Ziploc bag because it isn't even that dirty
The older I get, the more often I find myself hesitating to throw out a used Ziploc bag because it isn't even that dirty
Turbo spray paint This paint is meant for when you rob a bank in a white car, go 2 blocks and make it a black car then hit the interstate with it a blue car
Gus and Boomer. Best friends
taniaye taniaye
13 mar
Gus and Boomer. Best friends
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie
Net
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
Downloaded the wrong Catwoman movie Net
In the wilderness, I use leaves for toilet paper
In the wilderness, I use leaves for toilet paper
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand:
"This is your last chance, get off the counter."
taniaye taniaye
25 mar
Me holding a spray bottle with a shaky hand: "This is your last chance, get off the counter."
DIETITIP: IF YOU
THIRSTY
DIETITIP: IF YOU THIRSTY
IT SEEMS THAT MARY HAS A REAL DARK SENSE OF HUMOR.
MARY'S SAVAGE
IT SEEMS THAT MARY HAS A REAL DARK SENSE OF HUMOR. MARY'S SAVAGE
How angry should I make him today then play the victim
How angry should I make him today then play the victim
When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE
IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE.
SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
6 jun
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE. SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY
IS ADMITTING YOU'RE A DUMBASS
DocKilgore DocKilgore
18 may
THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY IS ADMITTING YOU'RE A DUMBASS
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."
~John Templeton
@positivemindsetdaily
PMD
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." ~John Templeton @positivemindsetdaily PMD
Just heard cum referred to as
"high fructose
porn syrup' and
my life will never be the same.
Just heard cum referred to as "high fructose porn syrup' and my life will never be the same.
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
9 mar
Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time.
Remembering that in highschool i got stabbed inthe balls with a sword during a production of romeo and juliet TKTOK prizant
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS.
HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT.
that_mens_corner that_mens_corner
10 mar
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS. HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT.