log in
At my funeral can someone dress in all black with an umbrella and watch from a distance so my family thinks I had something big and mysterious going on
At my funeral can someone dress in all black with an umbrella and watch from a distance so my family thinks I had something big and mysterious going on
In high school, Justin Verlander agreed to give his friend .1% of his eventual signing bonus so that he could have
$.50 to buy a chocolate milk. The signing bonus ended up being over 3 million dollars.
In high school, Justin Verlander agreed to give his friend .1% of his eventual signing bonus so that he could have $.50 to buy a chocolate milk. The signing bonus ended up being over 3 million dollars.
Anyone else ever feel like [buiiding ]a log cabin in the woods and society behind?
verymanshed101 verymanshed101
17 mar
Anyone else ever feel like [buiiding ]a log cabin in the woods and society behind?
TO CATCH THE SOU YOU MUST BECOME THE SQUIRREL
TO CATCH THE SOU YOU MUST BECOME THE SQUIRREL
wish someone loved me as much as this horse loves broccoli
wish someone loved me as much as this horse loves broccoli
am duck please throw bread quack
am duck please throw bread quack
"if you have the courage
to make it through lonely night with nothing but
your self destructive thoughts
to keep you company,
darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."
"if you have the courage to make it through lonely night with nothing but your self destructive thoughts to keep you company, darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
What kind of order is this!?
"MEGHAN WHERE ARE YOU, I JUST WANNA TALK!
"MEGHAN WHERE ARE YOU, I JUST WANNA TALK!
SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS HERE..
I'M TALKING IN ENGLISH, AND YOU'RE LISTENING IN DUMBASS.
SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS HERE.. I'M TALKING IN ENGLISH, AND YOU'RE LISTENING IN DUMBASS.
Fuck a haunted house.. You ever been ina trap house and hear. BOOM
SEARCH WARRANT
judithtitus judithtitus
13 mar
Fuck a haunted house.. You ever been ina trap house and hear. BOOM SEARCH WARRANT
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
Women almost hit him and she cries apologizing Ash Jamison mison552
lwant a new owner
lwant a new owner
That awkward moment when your retired bomb dog alerts on something on your walk....
CopHumorIGboi CopHumorIGboi
12 mar
That awkward moment when your retired bomb dog alerts on something on your walk....
Me when other Other people people are sleep when Im sleep
Me when other Other people people are sleep when Im sleep
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
Dumbass of the day
aTe
WILL PUT YOU IN A TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FORYOU
STOP PLANING
unionblood unionblood
10 mar
aTe WILL PUT YOU IN A TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FORYOU STOP PLANING
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.
Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.
They're all grounded.
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded.
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Ben820 Ben820
23 may
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe